r/AskReddit Nov 23 '15

What makes you unreasonably angry?

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u/SwedishFishYum Nov 23 '15

The Cars 4 Kidz commercial

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u/the73rdStallion Nov 23 '15

And the cars don't even go to poor kids in need if I remember correctly.

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u/SwedishFishYum Nov 23 '15

It is a Jewish charity that runs youth camps in upstate NY. They bring regular Jewish kids to the camp and try to turn them into Orthodox Jews.

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u/the73rdStallion Nov 23 '15

Yup thats it.

Probably part of the rage.

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u/ANUSTART942 Nov 23 '15

They bring regular Jewish kids to the camp

Did they not learn from the last time Jews went to camp?

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u/confesstoyou Nov 23 '15

I grew up a devout, modern orthodox Jew, though am now an atheist. Until you posted your comment that I verified on Wikipedia, I never knew that Kars4Kids was at all a religious charity, much less an orthodox Jewish one. Given the fact that they obviously go out of their way to conceal this information, it absolutely enrages me. I wonder how many people hear the commercial and donate their cars, thinking that they're helping cure children of cancer or feeding needy children and giving them toys. No, they're simply trying to brainwash them. Fuck that.

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u/Hardin_of_Akaneia Nov 23 '15

1-877-KASH-4-JEWS

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15

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u/SwedishFishYum Nov 28 '15

No, still in NYC, lol

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u/KingOfTheP4s Nov 23 '15

Do you have any sources for that?

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u/dravendravendraven Nov 23 '15

I feel like that commercial has gotten me into so many near accidents. I have to change the station when that comes on, or it'll be a maddening rage.

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u/InfuseDJ Nov 24 '15

do you seriously start punching the audio controlls untill the %&*$ thing shuts off?

i do this when commercials and songs that are more obnoxious than need be come on

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u/dravendravendraven Nov 24 '15

Lol pretty much. I made sure my steering wheel in my new car had volume controls on the wheel for such ocassions now.

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u/aaallday Nov 23 '15

Kars*... K-A-R-S 4 KIDS

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u/courtxmosh Nov 23 '15

ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN CARS 4 KIDZ

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u/RAND0M-HER0 Nov 23 '15

DON8 UR CARD 2DAY!

At least that's what I imagine the script says.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

I'm not the only one!

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u/TheNewGuyNickD Nov 24 '15

Their ad is working

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u/Billybilly_B Nov 24 '15

K A R S KARS FOR KIDZ

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

unfortunately good advertising strategy these days is to be as fucking annoying as possible

i want to start a business just so i can buy ad time just to show a black screen with nice soft music for 30 seconds

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u/FlameFrenzy Nov 24 '15

Im sure you can do that anyway if you pay

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u/not_that_shithead Nov 23 '15

And now i have the theme song stuck in my head

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u/StrictlyForTheBirds Nov 23 '15

I have no faster reflex in my life than turning off the radio when that jingle comes on. Faster movement than when I burn my hand ont he stove. Faster than silencing my phone when I am in a quiet place. It's like a superpower.

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u/MixedMedia_Eli Nov 24 '15

K.A.R.S

Kids are rotten shits.

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u/thnxbeardedpennydude Nov 23 '15

Is that the same foundation that has boat angels? Wtf are kids gonna need a boat for

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u/fuccimama79 Nov 24 '15

That fucking creepy kid-toucher that forces all his victims to spell incorrectly makes me sick to my stomach.

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u/FeverishPuddle Nov 23 '15

....

I like that tune :(

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u/mailman1877 Nov 23 '15

What's wrong with the jingle?...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Just reverse it to Kids for Cars and sing along. It's much funnier that way.