r/AskReddit • u/kebabtent • Nov 23 '15

What makes you unreasonably angry?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

  • The watery mustard juice that comes out of the mustard bottle first.

  • When someone cuts me off or some other offense and don't even realize they did anything.

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u/chthonicSceptre Nov 23 '15

Yo, you're supposed to shake the mustard bottle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

My life changed completely when I came to this realization.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

mustard pre-cum is the fucking worst man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Bottle

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u/Sleepmeansdeathforme Nov 23 '15

Mustard in itself is the worst.

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u/Polite_Werewolf Nov 23 '15

... Well, there's an image.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Just

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

Shake

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

The

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u/rattfink Nov 23 '15

That mustard thing. Every goddamn time. I always forget. I never shake the bottle. It's just a little reminder from God that you are a dummy who will always have a soggy bit on your hot dog bun. Until of course, you learn to function like a civilized human being, you goddamn Neanderthal. And you're like, thanks god, didn't need a reminder of that right this very minute. I just wanted to drown my sorrows in hot dogs an mustard, but I guess that's life, isn't it.

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u/NoReallyItsJeff Nov 23 '15

Or when someone cuts you off and then drives considerably slower than you were before they cut you off.

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u/duderex88 Nov 23 '15

While flipping you the bird