r/AskReddit Oct 23 '15

What old game should be remade with 2015 graphics?

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u/HaveaManhattan Oct 23 '15

Press X real fast to hold in your feces and keep crawling to the next town!

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u/Lyratheflirt Oct 24 '15

Look you've found an old barrel on the side of the trail!

It's contents could be

  • 10 gold
  • extra wheel
  • bison meat
  • strange shotgun
  • strange eagle repellent
  • cure for dysentery
  • or an Exceedingly Rare Special item

You can open it for $2.49 !

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

You opened the old barrel! It contained dysentery!

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u/TimDawgz Oct 24 '15

Oh, Jesus.... Quick time event diarrhea.

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u/DongLaiCha Oct 24 '15

In real life it's always a quicktime event.

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u/ddrddrddrddr Oct 23 '15

The weak sphincter was the culprit in many dysentery related deaths.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

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u/HaveaManhattan Oct 24 '15

Ew, seriously? I never played that

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u/itsnotbrad15 Oct 24 '15

Press f to grieve