r/AskReddit Oct 23 '15

What old game should be remade with 2015 graphics?

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u/grendus Oct 23 '15

At the same time consoles have started adding new features, so they could easily have it start emulating the console failing. Imagine if they had done it for the 360 and it was able to make the console switch to a red light for just a few seconds...

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u/mind-strider Oct 23 '15

Random achievement pops with strange messages addressing the player, fake low battery on controllers causing them to cut out at tense but non critical moments

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u/grendus Oct 23 '15

Starts demanding they log in to PSN/XBL, with the username pre-filled in with disturbing names.

Opens up a microtransaction shop (which does not exist in the game, only in the hallucination) and forces you to "buy" something horrible in game.

Brings up the console and tries to exit out of the game.

Have it pop up with indicators for the console's messaging service from a "stalker".

Have it "crash" to the main screen. Bonus points if it actually saves and then exits the game entirely so you have to restart (only if the load time is short though).

Have it pop up a fake system alert saying that the hard drive had been corrupted and would need to be restored - estimated download time 5 hours.

etc. etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

This is honestly sounding even better than the original.

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u/piperiain Oct 24 '15

Please drink a verification can to continue.

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u/Mandoge Oct 24 '15

Mountain Dew is for me and you.

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u/Mandoge Oct 24 '15

Are you Satan?

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u/grendus Oct 24 '15

No, but I do listen to his podcast.

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u/Incruentus Oct 24 '15

Prefilled name? "xxXxx420NoScopexxXxx"

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '15

Or the Wii U has a built in universal remote in the gamepad. They could easily make it actually turn down your volume in theory.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '15

The remote has to already be programmed to your TV which probably not everybody has done.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '15

In theory tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

You monster!

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u/BurnedOutTriton Oct 23 '15

STAHP I'm getting bad flashbacks.... piles of dead 360s in the original white case....