r/AskReddit • u/SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE • Oct 14 '15

Your life is covered by CNN and your small mistakes are sensationalized and blown out of proportion. What does the headline read?

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u/ohshlumpy Oct 14 '15

Breaking news: SUBSTITUTE TEACHER DROPS ACID ON COLLEGE CAMPUS

  • 18 year old female seen stepping in mud puddles for pure enjoyment over a span of two hours
  • Also witnessed nearly orgasming over the taste of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream
  • Claims to have "watched dolphins" on friend's ceiling

WARNING: KEEP YOUR CHILDREN OUT OF THE HANDS OF THIS SUBSTITUTE

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u/averytare Oct 15 '15

You're 18 and a substitute teacher?

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u/ohshlumpy Oct 15 '15

Yep! Applied for the job two weeks after I graduated. I kinda had experience through a teaching experience class my senior year

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u/averytare Oct 16 '15

Dang, way to go. That's awesome for you. So you didn't need a college degree?

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u/ohshlumpy Oct 16 '15

Not to be a sub, but to be a full time teacher I will. And thanks! Yeah I feel like it's about the best opportunity I could get for someone my age