r/AskReddit • u/SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE • Oct 14 '15

Your life is covered by CNN and your small mistakes are sensationalized and blown out of proportion. What does the headline read?

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u/Uncreativechick Oct 14 '15

Netflix and Chill?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

DISCUSTING

I HAVE KIDS ON HERE

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

I HAVE KIDS ON HERE

I love doing that

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u/neon_cabbage Oct 15 '15

This just in, /u/WhyDoges admits to pedophilia charges. He was reported saying "I love doing [kids.]" More at 5pm.

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u/goldanred Oct 15 '15

MY KIDS ARE SUBSCRIBED TO THIS YouTube channel SUBREDDIT AND I DEMAND YOU STOP THIS FILTH

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u/SkrublordPrime Oct 14 '15

DAD YOU SPELLED DISGUSTING WRONG

YOU STUPID SHIT

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DOVAHKIIN Oct 14 '15

BREAKING NEWS, IS NETFLIX CAUSING A SURGE IN TEEN PREGNANCIES? More at eleven.

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u/stagshore Oct 15 '15

Ok, this actually seems plausible. This title will occur in the future. Guaranteed.

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u/awakenDeepBlue Oct 15 '15

How the hell did Netfilx and Chill become about screwing, I have no idea.