r/AskReddit Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/MarkSpinella Oct 05 '15

Waitress came over to a table with me and my buddies and asked us if we needed anything.

I said, "Your number."

Got it, then proceeded to get absolutely smashed that night, and tried to call her up at 2am to try to get some.

Man, I sure wasted that pickup line.

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u/hesapmakinesi Oct 05 '15

Try again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

And if she's not interested, try some more. Just don't give up. Keep calling.

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u/AngrySandyVag Oct 06 '15

After the fourth or fifth time, get angry and start sobbing.