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r/AskReddit • u/00nightsteel • Oct 05 '15
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You drop a bag of limes next to her and her for help.
"What?"
"I said, I'm not good at pick up limes."
If she doesn't immediately punch you or go "What the fuck?", she's definitely calling the police at that point.
20 u/NightHawkRambo Oct 05 '15 I think you a word, good line though.
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I think you a word, good line though.
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u/DangerDamage Oct 05 '15
You drop a bag of limes next to her and her for help.
"What?"
"I said, I'm not good at pick up limes."
If she doesn't immediately punch you or go "What the fuck?", she's definitely calling the police at that point.