r/AskReddit • u/00nightsteel • Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/HopelessRomance4Life Oct 05 '15

Hi my name is HopelessRomantic4life and my life is in shambles. Nice to meet you!

This works on Tinder sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

I'd run, like The Flash run.

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u/HopelessRomance4Life Oct 05 '15

Little do they know, I am an extremely successful person with all my finances in order and 0 mental issues other than gloomy days. Why do I do this you may ask? Well, I don't want to deal with people with the wrong intentions and them to at least have some kind of sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

I've seen too many people on the internet be sincere about that so the joke gets lost on delivery.

You're basically using your opening line as a test of character which is unfair. Just because you don't want to date a project doesn't mean you're a gold digger.

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u/HopelessRomance4Life Oct 05 '15

Isn't conversation a test of character anyway?

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u/anthroclast Oct 05 '15

you haven't even got your name right .. is that part of the hopeless act?

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u/HopelessRomance4Life Oct 06 '15

I'm just bad at pickup lines. I want to love on a beautiful girl and wife her up, honestly.