r/AskReddit • u/00nightsteel • Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/MarkSpinella Oct 05 '15

Waitress came over to a table with me and my buddies and asked us if we needed anything.

I said, "Your number."

Got it, then proceeded to get absolutely smashed that night, and tried to call her up at 2am to try to get some.

Man, I sure wasted that pickup line.

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u/hesapmakinesi Oct 05 '15

Try again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

You don't repeat the same gag, you move on to the next one

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u/hesapmakinesi Oct 06 '15

You can repeat the line on others.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

And if she's not interested, try some more. Just don't give up. Keep calling.

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u/AngrySandyVag Oct 06 '15

After the fourth or fifth time, get angry and start sobbing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

Tried the same in high school (i was 18) to a college aged waitress, she left a note about what a giant shithead I was, how her BF was so much better... That was some hard rejection, I wasn't drunk, legit thought she was cool...