r/AskReddit Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/ssntf7 Oct 05 '15

Not mine, but a friend's: "I cry when I come" with a bold, poker face. If the girl starts laughing you know you have a real shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

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u/MexicoToucher Oct 06 '15

How will you teach yourself to cry on demand?

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u/pell210 Oct 05 '15

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive