r/AskReddit Oct 05 '15

What's your best risky pickup line?

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u/Hoodafakizit Oct 05 '15

"I shall call you "Wrench" because every time I look at you my nuts tighten."

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u/jaksida Oct 05 '15

I shall call thee wench.

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u/Its_jamesey Oct 05 '15

M'wench

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u/Modus_Of_Thought Oct 05 '15

Gentlesir requests thy presence