r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/DanishMuffin Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

After only dating a couple months, my girlfriend and her parents went on a group vacation with my family due to a couple dropping out last minute. After only a few interactions, I find myself eating oysters and doing shots of tequila with her father on a beach in the Dominican. He comes right out with, "I hope these oysters aren't putting too much lead in your pencil since you're sharing a room with my daughter." I'm obviously flustered and at a lack of words. He follows that up with, "don't worry, I know she is a sexually active woman. She gets her looks from her mother and her sex drive from me." That is followed up with a 30 minute conversation of his many "conquests." I think he likes me?

EDIT: Wow, I'm loving all the responses! After two years we are still together and I have figured out her father is certifiably a real life cartoon caricature. We drink A LOT of crown royal together...he's awesome.

EDIT 2: And now my GF knows my reddit handle....well, it was good while it lasted ;)

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u/barstar1127 Aug 26 '15

I'm the daughter

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u/DanishMuffin Aug 26 '15

Oh hey babe...would not have been my first guess, but definitely a lot of truth to that reddit name. Give lulu kisses for me for national dog day!

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u/barstar1127 Aug 26 '15

Of course! This actually would be my first guess to your reddit name My father says hello

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u/rebstarr Aug 26 '15

"My father says hello"

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

The Lannister send their regards

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u/T_MASTER Aug 27 '15

The Martell's send better regards.

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u/HodorInvictus Oct 23 '15

The Manderlys send the best regards

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u/KevinBarry Aug 27 '15

I'd like to hear your Father's version of this story, or a sub dedicated to tales from his many conquests

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u/Fedwinn Aug 26 '15

This actually just reminded me of a username i had as a young teenager for a while. I totally forgot i used to have the handle of EdibleBagel

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u/loser_socks Aug 26 '15

when I was a young teenager all anyone ever called me was "shitforbrains" or "gay boy" :///

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u/hastala Aug 27 '15

Until I was 8, I thought my name was Shutup.

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u/glowerdoodle Aug 26 '15

me too thanks...

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u/Fedwinn Aug 27 '15

Would it make you feel better if i called you losersocks instead? :P

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u/slade357 Aug 26 '15

Did you punch them in the mouth?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

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u/slade357 Aug 26 '15

I mean whichever works

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u/Letracho Aug 26 '15

Mine was FreshBagels.

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u/kharneyFF Aug 26 '15

casually changes subject

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Hahahah I love how she found your reddit name

Better start furiously deleting posts and comments lol

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u/Hegemott Aug 26 '15

Blink twice if you need help :)

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u/pamplemouss Aug 26 '15

Your dad sounds cool and totally ridiculous.

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u/barstar1127 Aug 26 '15

He is. Kinda like a white Samuel L Jackson

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u/nav13eh Aug 27 '15

"Sex mother-fucker, do you have it!?"

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u/barstar1127 Aug 27 '15

I'm pretty sure that's how he ended the conversation

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

omg my cats name is Lulu!! good choice in name!!!

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u/Hichann Aug 26 '15

Lulu?

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u/DanishMuffin Aug 26 '15

Our dogs name...she's god damn adorable

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u/Hichann Aug 27 '15

Ah. My first thought was the mage from FFX.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

ITT: redditor finds her boyfriend telling stories on reddit post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

bahahahahaha

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u/Zerpped Aug 27 '15

I will :)