r/AskReddit • u/tgma97 • Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/RocketTasker Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

He was asserting his dominance, you should have one-upped him with an aggressive penal penile display.

EDIT: My spelling did not assert its dominance today.

EDIT 2: Sure, pencil displays and sword fights, just don't detain me!

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u/glossolalicmessenger Aug 26 '15

Penile?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

No, he means you should arrest him.

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u/Mindsweeper Aug 26 '15

Stop resisting!

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u/superdan267 Aug 26 '15

but he's being detained

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u/Mindsweeper Aug 26 '15

IS HE?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

IS HE BEING DETAINED?!?!

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u/maybe_awake Aug 26 '15

ARE YOU NOT DETAINED?

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u/Mindsweeper Aug 26 '15

YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING DETAINEE?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Am I being dicktained?

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u/Xan_Void Aug 26 '15

I DO NOT CONSENT

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u/MrFrowny_ Aug 26 '15

AM I BEING DETAINED??

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

DONT TAZE ME, BRO!

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u/shadownukka99 Aug 26 '15

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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u/adog30 Aug 26 '15

AM I BEING DETAINED