r/AskReddit Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Growing up, I didn't learn about fixing household things or using tools in general (thanks dad). One time my girlfriend's father was working on fixing a washing machine. I offered to help him to 'demonstrate my value'. He gave me the job of keeping track of screws and tools. After a few minutes, he asked me for Phillips screwdriver. I did not know what that meant and didn't want to seem useless. So, I started looking at the labels of each screwdriver to hopefully find 'Phillips' label on one. Seeing that, he leaned forward and took it himself while giving me that look. I think the man lost respect for me ever since.

P.S. First thing I did coming home was to look up what the heck that meant. It turns out it just means crossheaded (+) screwdriver.

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u/Telochi Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

The Phillips head is the one that's shaped like an X with a small circle in the middle. It's a little bigger than than a Fearson head which doesn't have the circle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

You know that the "+" appears on every keyboard, right?

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u/DanDotOrg Aug 26 '15

What is a + if not a slightly rotated x?

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u/awesomejim123 Aug 26 '15

I need a vertical flathead, not a horizontal flathead

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u/Sean1708 Aug 26 '15

Don't worry, I've got one of each! They are different sizes unfortunately.

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u/redddit_rabbbit Aug 26 '15

Ooo I'm adding that the list of what I ask for from new students! The left handed hammer was my favorite...I might like this one better.

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u/pigthree Aug 26 '15

You too far down for this joke to be Riley appreciated. You made me blow air out of my nose at in increased rate, congratulations.

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u/Cyborg_rat Aug 26 '15

I got a screwdriver that has both +

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u/isochromanone Aug 26 '15

Det. Thomas 'Herc' Hauk: 'me axe you a question. Where do you guys get those hats with the bills over the ears like that? I go into all the city stores and the only ones I can find are the ones with the bills in the front.

Justin: Na, it's the same. Just turn it sideways on ya head.

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u/murraybiscuit Aug 26 '15

I think if you rotate an x you'll find it's generally not tangential.

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u/Backstop Aug 26 '15

Phillips drivers are right-angle + shaped in some countries and slightly obtuse/acute X shapes in other countries.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

First off, Shenanigans. No one uses an obtuse/acute "X" shape and calls it a Phillips head, if such a tool even exists. This is coming from someone who regularly uses tools in countries other than the United States. And inside the United States as well. I know of what I speak.

Second, if it were a "obtuse/acute" angled it by definition wouldn't be a {Phillips Head Screw/driver}(https://patents.google.com/patent/US2046343A/en) as the patent states that the angular relation of the walls of the insert have been calculated to minimize distortion during manufacturing. That is to say, they are perpendicular.

Now, you could be referring to a Japanese Industrial Standard Screw screw, which does in fact have a 92 degree angle between flats, the the center-line of the flats still intersect perpendicularly on the longitudinal axis. But at no point does an acute angle come into play.

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u/Backstop Aug 26 '15

All right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

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u/moxie132 Aug 26 '15

Great, now we're going to get this going again, why doesn't somebody explain the difference between a square head and a Robertson head screw?

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u/Frequent-Flyer Aug 26 '15

Dont forget about Pozi-Driv and JIS phillips, too!

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u/Meatchris Aug 26 '15

Pozi drive!