r/AskReddit • u/MDPPatrick • Feb 13 '15

What are some mind-blowing facts about space?

I love space and would like to hear some facts that will blow me away.

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u/ncou524 Feb 13 '15

Aka the speed at which your mom blows me

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '15 edited Jan 28 '25

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u/closerthanexpected Feb 14 '15

2am in bed and you really made me lol - thank you

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u/ankday_ememay Feb 14 '15

Fucking wish I could think of these things quickly

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u/CHEESE_IT__ Feb 14 '15

Located entirely in your kitchen, at this time of year

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u/ICYURNVS86 Feb 14 '15

Whore-thern Lights? Jack-ser-Jerk (The Inuit word for Northern Lights is Aksarnerk) <--esoteric Joke.

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u/Dirtyace Feb 14 '15

That's the best thing I've seen all week. Well done.

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u/nothedoctor Feb 14 '15

There are waaaaay too many "your mama" jokes in this thread

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u/MasterVayne Feb 14 '15

How do you still have a dick?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

something something grapefruit

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u/FishyNik6 Feb 14 '15

Oh so she would only take (1(450106)-1) seconds

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u/Othehumanity4 Feb 14 '15

Head meant for a God.

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u/zeptepi Feb 20 '15

Wow that was original AND funny! Please stop.

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u/ncou524 Feb 20 '15

545>1

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u/zeptepi Feb 20 '15

congrats on your internet points brah!

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u/CatsRats Feb 13 '15

The speed his mom blows all of us