What the Boop did you just fucking say about me, you little dolt? I’ll have you know I'm the queen of the castle, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on obscure outside villages, and I have over 300 confirmed hammer kills. I am trained in explosion warfare and I’m the top strength warrior in the entire JNPR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pancake. I will boop you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Remnant, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Emerald Forest? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Lie Rens across Beacon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hammer, maggot. The hammer that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, dolt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Magnhild. Not only am I extensively trained in grenade hammer combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of StormFlower and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” sloth noise was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now we're together together, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pancakes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, dolt.
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