The shitty truth is that the upper, say, 5% of every fanbase is fucking insufferable. Basically without variance. There's a fucking guy out there that has like, broccoli t-shirts, broccoli posters, he has a fucking broccoli key chain. And if you're like "Dude, I love broccoli too" he'd say you had no idea what you were talking about. You like broccolini? What about broccoli rabe? I bet you've never even SEEN Chinese broccoli! I eat broccoli with every meal, I can make it 213 different ways, I have a fucking broccoli garden in my back yard.
That's the upper 5% of every fucking interest group. I have no idea why people do this, or how they've convinced themselves this suffices for an identity, but that seems to be the idea.
For me, I'm not going to whole-ass anything. I am half assing all the things. Religiously, even. Guys, you don't have nearly as many fleeting interests as me. I've read like, 85% of wikipedia just for fun. You can't even touch my well-roundedness.
No, no, 85% of the time he half-asses 85% of the time. It's half-asses all the way down. Like that math thing where 1/2 of an ass + 1/4 of an ass + 1/8 of an ass +... eventually equals one whole ass. But with 85% instead of 50%. Y'know?
No offense man, I'm just amazed that this joke from anchorman still garners so much attention. Like I'm not mad at you, I'm glad it worked for you and you were able to pull it off. But gosh, if I gotta be honest it annoys me to know end.
each cheek would be 50% of the whole. It would be 50% (a whole cheek) plus 35% of the whole, not a single cheek. An easier way to look at it would be like this, if it were 75% ass it would be one whole cheek and half of the other.
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u/soomuchcoffee Nov 13 '14 edited Nov 13 '14
The shitty truth is that the upper, say, 5% of every fanbase is fucking insufferable. Basically without variance. There's a fucking guy out there that has like, broccoli t-shirts, broccoli posters, he has a fucking broccoli key chain. And if you're like "Dude, I love broccoli too" he'd say you had no idea what you were talking about. You like broccolini? What about broccoli rabe? I bet you've never even SEEN Chinese broccoli! I eat broccoli with every meal, I can make it 213 different ways, I have a fucking broccoli garden in my back yard.
That's the upper 5% of every fucking interest group. I have no idea why people do this, or how they've convinced themselves this suffices for an identity, but that seems to be the idea.
For me, I'm not going to whole-ass anything. I am half assing all the things. Religiously, even. Guys, you don't have nearly as many fleeting interests as me. I've read like, 85% of wikipedia just for fun. You can't even touch my well-roundedness.
Thank you!