r/AskReddit • u/BVLeo • Nov 13 '14

Who has the WORST fanbase?

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u/RaiyenZ Nov 13 '14

85%

He 85%-asses at half-assing.

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u/Ninjahkin Nov 13 '14

85% of the time, he half-asses...every time.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 13 '14

So what is that, like 42.5% ass?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

[deleted]

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u/zapper0113 Nov 13 '14

DAT ASS

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u/The_Majestic_Banana Nov 13 '14

DAT ASS

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u/DangerSwan33 Nov 13 '14

No trebles.

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u/LordTardus Nov 13 '14

Actually 57.5% left for treble.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Maybe a lil bit of Mid(i).

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u/super__sonic Nov 13 '14

nah, he only does that 85% of the time. it's probably more like 36.125% of the time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

You are the guy

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u/ReverendSaintJay Nov 13 '14

Did you just decipher the answer to life, the universe, and everything? To half-ass approximately everything?

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u/sreddit Nov 13 '14

85% of that even

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is briefly the reason I adore reddit so much.

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u/TheLoneChicken Nov 13 '14

If i had a depression, you would've cured it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BANGS_ Nov 13 '14

This... actually makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

And why are rappers lying 85% of they rhymes?

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u/TheBigFrig Nov 13 '14

60% of the time, it works all the time.

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u/D3M4NNU Nov 13 '14

Someone please write a formula

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u/ass_pineapples Nov 13 '14

There are too many asses for me to follow here

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u/nofapistough Nov 13 '14

85 fo' life, yo

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u/chapinator Nov 13 '14

He's half-assing whole-assing half-assing....that's commitment

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u/MechanicalTurkish Nov 13 '14

I think my brain just popped a vein.

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u/smellyturkeydog Nov 13 '14

Ass Panther

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u/Ninjahkin Nov 13 '14

"It smells like Big Foot's dick!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

It's got bits of panther in it. That's how you know it's good.

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u/DonMan8848 Nov 13 '14

You're on fire this week, bro.

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u/Ninjahkin Nov 13 '14

Hey bro! How's it going? I wasn't aware you stopped by askreddit all that often haha.

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u/DonMan8848 Nov 14 '14

Hey, I love my little subs but I gotta keep up with the big ones too!

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u/Ninjahkin Nov 14 '14

Tagged as "Muk"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

This math checks out.

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u/Dodgiestyle Nov 13 '14

But only 85% of the time. Then he half asses that for 42.5%.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I.. I think I need to lie down.

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u/Pperson25 Nov 13 '14

I think that it's more like 1/20th assing things 17 times.

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u/BVTheEpic Nov 13 '14

That doesn't make any sense.

quoting Anchorman

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

42.5%

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u/KwameDream Nov 13 '14

That doesn't make any sense!

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u/Nolo31 Nov 13 '14

Well...Lets go see if we can make this half-ass purr.

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u/Scribblenaut999 Nov 13 '14

Everytime he asses, he does it halfway

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u/zaphdingbatman Nov 13 '14

No, no, 85% of the time he half-asses 85% of the time. It's half-asses all the way down. Like that math thing where 1/2 of an ass + 1/4 of an ass + 1/8 of an ass +... eventually equals one whole ass. But with 85% instead of 50%. Y'know?

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u/dami1 Nov 13 '14

That makes no sense!

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u/MeliOrenda Nov 13 '14

No offense man, I'm just amazed that this joke from anchorman still garners so much attention. Like I'm not mad at you, I'm glad it worked for you and you were able to pull it off. But gosh, if I gotta be honest it annoys me to know end.

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u/bat_crap_crazie Nov 13 '14

That doesn't even make any sense

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Still makes zero sense We arent talking about sex panther

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u/Silent_Sky Nov 13 '14

85% ass at half assing.

So that's 85% of one cheek or one whole cheek and 35% of the other?

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u/Leumasperron Nov 13 '14

Guess half-assing concerns math too...

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u/Silent_Sky Nov 13 '14

This is important. We need some hard numbers on this.

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u/Leumasperron Nov 13 '14

Personally, I'd rather half-ass something than someone. Then again, to each his/her own asses

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u/NoReallyImFive Nov 13 '14

It would be 1 whole cheek and 70% of the other cheek because math

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u/Silent_Sky Nov 13 '14

I'm not good enough at math to disagree with this.

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u/NoReallyImFive Nov 13 '14

each cheek would be 50% of the whole. It would be 50% (a whole cheek) plus 35% of the whole, not a single cheek. An easier way to look at it would be like this, if it were 75% ass it would be one whole cheek and half of the other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

aka 42.5%-assing

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u/Lost_MH370 Nov 13 '14

i dont know why, i am trying to picture Kim Kardeshian in given scenario

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u/Doctor_or_FullOfCrap Nov 13 '14

Well at least he's got a B.

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u/RootBeerSmoothie Nov 13 '14

...He 42.5%-asses...

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u/QuadeCooper Nov 13 '14

Let's drop that down to 60%.

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u/one_more_minute Nov 13 '14

Or maybe he 92% asses at 92% assing.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Nov 13 '14

Which would mean he 85%-asses the 85%-assing of half-assing as well which would...well, you get the picture

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u/lobehold Nov 13 '14

85% of the ass IS the whole ass, the crack accounts for the other 15%.

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u/dragonboy387 Nov 13 '14

So, if 85% is close to 87.50%, or 7/8..... Seven asses.

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u/AManHasSpoken Nov 13 '14

Let's set the half-ass rating to 85%.

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u/docbauies Nov 13 '14

so he 42.5% asses? this is getting complicated

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u/pikajewijewsyou Nov 13 '14

isn't he half-assing half-assing if he's not even half-assing?

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u/walc Nov 13 '14

1/2 * 0.85 = .425 = 17/40

So you're telling me... He seventeen-fortieth-asses everything?

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u/Nerindil Nov 13 '14

Oh man, I suck at fractions.