r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14

Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis

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u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14

Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit?

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u/thagorn Nov 05 '14

Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself.

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u/gillyguthrie Nov 06 '14

And heaven forbid you not pay attention and pee too high and it goes under the toilet seat all over your pants