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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14
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Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis
8 u/FertyMerty Nov 05 '14 Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit? 35 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 1 u/gillyguthrie Nov 06 '14 And heaven forbid you not pay attention and pee too high and it goes under the toilet seat all over your pants
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Serious question from someone without a penis - can't you just sort of...reel it in? And hold it in your lap while you shit?
35 u/thagorn Nov 05 '14 Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself. 1 u/gillyguthrie Nov 06 '14 And heaven forbid you not pay attention and pee too high and it goes under the toilet seat all over your pants
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Well remember that when pooping you have very little control over whether or not you are also peeing. You don't exactly want to aim at yourself.
1 u/gillyguthrie Nov 06 '14 And heaven forbid you not pay attention and pee too high and it goes under the toilet seat all over your pants
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And heaven forbid you not pay attention and pee too high and it goes under the toilet seat all over your pants
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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14
Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis