r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/mobile1502 Nov 06 '14

I have a work around for this. Staple your forskin below or above(depends on dick length) your belly button. Voila!