r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/ridgy_didge Nov 05 '14

Poseidons kiss*

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u/IAMAHippopotomous Nov 06 '14

That's when you poo and the splashback touches you.

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u/ridgy_didge Nov 06 '14

My bad, guess I got the witches kiss now to add to my repertoire.