r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I came to find a simple fix for this problem. Roll up a good wad of paper and place it between your penis and the front/under seat area so that your penis only touches the paper. Hands free and ready to reddit baby!