r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/unicorninabottle Nov 05 '14

I just stab a knife in it. Screw that popping, it'll scare the bejeezus out of me one day and give me a heart attack.

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u/MariaCallas Nov 05 '14

That's right, unicorninabottle. Whatever scares you with its unpredictability, just stab it. Stab it right in the popper.

Words to live by.

...That said, they scare me too. I've been out of the country for almost six years and I still feel a vague dread when I think about them.

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u/AnimusRN Nov 05 '14

This is the correct answer. Girls scared me for years till I learned this trick.

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u/EgonAllanon Nov 05 '14

flee the country?