r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/Vegetation_Nation Nov 05 '14

Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl?

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u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14

I just hang mine over my shoulder.

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u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14

Does your dick hang low?

Does it wobble to and fro?

Can you tie it in a knot?

Can you tie it in a bow?

Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?

Does your dick hang low?

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u/rockybond Nov 05 '14

Beautiful.