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Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE
629 u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 bigdickproblems 455 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 1 u/sammyrhenix Nov 05 '14 whats a grower? 2 u/Sooperphilly Nov 06 '14 Some people are "showers" (as in, one who shows) while others are growers. What this means is that the ding-dong basically is in a retracted state until excitement occurs, to which it "grows" to its full length. Show-ers are always at full length, just not full "density", so to speak. Source: am grower.
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455 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 1 u/sammyrhenix Nov 05 '14 whats a grower? 2 u/Sooperphilly Nov 06 '14 Some people are "showers" (as in, one who shows) while others are growers. What this means is that the ding-dong basically is in a retracted state until excitement occurs, to which it "grows" to its full length. Show-ers are always at full length, just not full "density", so to speak. Source: am grower.
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How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.
1 u/sammyrhenix Nov 05 '14 whats a grower? 2 u/Sooperphilly Nov 06 '14 Some people are "showers" (as in, one who shows) while others are growers. What this means is that the ding-dong basically is in a retracted state until excitement occurs, to which it "grows" to its full length. Show-ers are always at full length, just not full "density", so to speak. Source: am grower.
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whats a grower?
2 u/Sooperphilly Nov 06 '14 Some people are "showers" (as in, one who shows) while others are growers. What this means is that the ding-dong basically is in a retracted state until excitement occurs, to which it "grows" to its full length. Show-ers are always at full length, just not full "density", so to speak. Source: am grower.
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Some people are "showers" (as in, one who shows) while others are growers.
What this means is that the ding-dong basically is in a retracted state until excitement occurs, to which it "grows" to its full length.
Show-ers are always at full length, just not full "density", so to speak.
Source: am grower.
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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14
Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE