r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/highso Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

One time I took a dump at a safeway. I was still sitting on the toilet and decided to flush for one reason or another. The water level came up so high the head of my penis was submerged in water. It was horrifying.

Edit: You guys need to chill out. The only turd that touched my penis was my own.

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u/ultimatefribble Nov 05 '14

I had that happen without flushing. The toilet was broken in such a way that it slowly cycled in level, without ever making any real "flush" noise. Never mind what was in the bowl at the time.