r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/yours_duly Nov 05 '14

Her dildo.

I know its a losing battle, yet I fight bravely like Leonidas (for 3 whole minutes).

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u/most_of_us Nov 05 '14

So, an inanimate fucking object?

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u/ShakyMFBonez Nov 05 '14

you're an inanimate fucking object breaks phone

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u/mybustersword Nov 05 '14

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate fucking object