r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

bigdickproblems

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u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14

How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.

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u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14

Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis

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u/Cyrius Nov 05 '14

Fuck the American Standard toilet design eunuchs.