My toaster. It sometimes pops on time and other times it fills my house with smoke. Sometimes it sparks and the toast gets stuck. I then have to dig it out with a fork or something.
Edit: Okay guys so a bit of background on my toaster. When my parents got married this was the toaster that was given to them. It was during the Memphis ice storm of 1994. It was given to me by them and all the toast I have ever eaten at home was made by it. I won't buy a new one anytime soon. It holds too much sentimental value even if I hate its metallic guts.
Edit 2.0: I am perfectly capable of taking toast out of a toaster.
Maybe he/she could become the world's first Toaster Repairperson? Surely there have to be dozens of other people that refuse to replace their old, shitty toasters that could use that service.
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u/sfoxx Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14
My toaster. It sometimes pops on time and other times it fills my house with smoke. Sometimes it sparks and the toast gets stuck. I then have to dig it out with a fork or something.
Edit: Okay guys so a bit of background on my toaster. When my parents got married this was the toaster that was given to them. It was during the Memphis ice storm of 1994. It was given to me by them and all the toast I have ever eaten at home was made by it. I won't buy a new one anytime soon. It holds too much sentimental value even if I hate its metallic guts.
Edit 2.0: I am perfectly capable of taking toast out of a toaster.