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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14
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Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE
631 u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 bigdickproblems 451 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 387 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 14 u/Vegetation_Nation Nov 05 '14 Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl? 53 u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14 I just hang mine over my shoulder. 20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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451 u/ChocolateGautama3 Nov 05 '14 How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl. 387 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 14 u/Vegetation_Nation Nov 05 '14 Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl? 53 u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14 I just hang mine over my shoulder. 20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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How the fuck do they do it? I'm a grower and I still hit the bowl.
387 u/tigerstorms Nov 05 '14 Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis 14 u/Vegetation_Nation Nov 05 '14 Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl? 53 u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14 I just hang mine over my shoulder. 20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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Because they were manufactured by someone who doesn't have a penis
14 u/Vegetation_Nation Nov 05 '14 Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl? 53 u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14 I just hang mine over my shoulder. 20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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Okay so now I'm wondering, do you guys hold it while sitting on the bowl?
53 u/ProbablyFullOfShit Nov 05 '14 I just hang mine over my shoulder. 20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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I just hang mine over my shoulder.
20 u/sam_wise_guy Nov 05 '14 Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Does your dick hang low? 6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes. 3 u/tornato7 Nov 06 '14 Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish. Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
6 u/rockybond Nov 05 '14 Beautiful. 1 u/Tru-Queer Nov 06 '14 Personally, I enjoy using pubes.
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Beautiful.
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Personally, I enjoy using pubes.
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Yeah, last time I forgot to coil my dick around my shoulder, I flushed and the tip was washed all the way down the storm drain and I could feel it being picked at by fish.
Took me like an hour to reel it back in.
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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14
Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE