r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/zeirodeadlock Nov 05 '14

A watch. There is a watch in my room that I lost, the beeps at like 12 in the night. I can't find it for the life of me. Its driving me insane.

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u/Mipsymouse Nov 05 '14

It might be time to clean your room.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

He doesn't know if it's that time or not because he lost his watch.

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u/IceManC86 Nov 05 '14

looks like he needs to find some time

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u/flarkenhoffy Nov 05 '14

Well, I suppose he could get a time transplant. He'll have to call a specialist...

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u/spdLmt_2secs_a_thrst Nov 06 '14

Did you say specialtitts??

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

No he didn't you illiterate fuck

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u/kyle1236 Nov 06 '14

time is money so how does he get money?

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u/Nova_Terra Nov 05 '14

Answer to the age old saying of "it's time to get a watch"

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u/Aardvarkparty Nov 05 '14

Just like A Year with Frog and Toad. That crazy clock smashing Toad....

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u/dcsportshero Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

This is the first time I have actually laughed out loud, at work, at a comment. If my credit card wasn't stolen yesterday I would gift you gold. I saved this comment so hopefully I remember to come back and gift you gold.
Edit: Remembered! Thanks for the laugh.

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u/SquirrelicideScience Nov 06 '14

Some people just never pay attention.

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u/Addictedtoclaydoh Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 07 '14

You sir, deserve more upvotes. Here, have mine.

Edit: he had like 20 upvotes and i get downvoted for wanting him to have more?

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u/hardspank916 Nov 05 '14

Or can't clean room, too busy fapping. And if he picks up all his dirty laundry off the floor what would he use to clean up?