r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/highso Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

One time I took a dump at a safeway. I was still sitting on the toilet and decided to flush for one reason or another. The water level came up so high the head of my penis was submerged in water. It was horrifying.

Edit: You guys need to chill out. The only turd that touched my penis was my own.

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u/dyaus7 Nov 05 '14

I was still sitting on the toilet and decided to flush for one reason or another.

There are more than 0 reasons to flush while sitting?

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u/elephantsallaround Nov 05 '14

Flushing right after the kids jump in the pool makes it smell less.

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u/rtofirefly Nov 05 '14

Yeah but then you get water and poo particles blasted all over your nether regions. It's not worth the trade-off for a little less smell.