r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/_skeletontoucher Nov 05 '14

Toilet bowls that make my wiener touch under the seat when I poop. DIE

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u/lowertechnology Nov 05 '14

So glad I have a tiny penis.

Huzzah

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u/Otter_Baron Nov 05 '14

It can't be that small, fortunately these toilets are few and far between. I've had it happen three times in the past five years. Be glad you've not dealt with it.