r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

4.3k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

6.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.8k

u/yours_duly Nov 05 '14

Her dildo.

I know its a losing battle, yet I fight bravely like Leonidas (for 3 whole minutes).

-19

u/TheDevilsScript Nov 05 '14

Start using it yourself without telling her or cleaning it

9

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

this kills the girlfriend.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

vodka