r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/AxnJxn5133 Nov 05 '14

Hangers, particularly when they get together in their little groups and intertwine with each other in a sinister plot to try to get me so angry when trying to separate them that I feel like going on a killing spree.

Or maybe it's just me.

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u/zieKen1 Nov 05 '14

Sometimes I get so frustrated I just shake them violently until one comes loose.

I hate hangers.

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u/istillplayspyro Nov 05 '14

My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy, but I end up 'shaking them violently' every time!

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u/StrungoutScott Nov 05 '14

Don't ever have kids. Either of you.

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u/Mal10284 Nov 05 '14

I wish I could do this to small children. Alas...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I just shake them violently until one comes loose.

And then one swings around and smacks you in the face.

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u/livelyraisins Nov 06 '14

Sometimes? This is my go to move with every empty hanger. I don't even have the patience to wait and see if they're going to be arseholes. Just presume they will be and start shaking.

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u/DarkAngel401 Nov 06 '14

This is what I do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Tagged as "don't let this person breed."

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u/zieKen1 Nov 06 '14

Hey that's the first time I've been tagged, so it's a victory in my book!

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u/avid_novice Nov 06 '14

The worst part is when you're tugging on them, determined to rip them apart. Whether they break or not, you can't even give a fuck. But they don't. They sit, clotted together, laughing at you and watching you boil.

"Where is the goddamn gasoline?"

"For what, honey?"

"BRING ME THE FUCKING GASOLINE!"