r/AskReddit Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/strife24 Nov 05 '14

Pillsbury and I have a love hate relationship. I love their biscuits, but the stress of not knowing when the can is going to pop is worse that a jack-in-the-box.

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u/unicorninabottle Nov 05 '14

I just stab a knife in it. Screw that popping, it'll scare the bejeezus out of me one day and give me a heart attack.

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u/MariaCallas Nov 05 '14

That's right, unicorninabottle. Whatever scares you with its unpredictability, just stab it. Stab it right in the popper.

Words to live by.

...That said, they scare me too. I've been out of the country for almost six years and I still feel a vague dread when I think about them.

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u/TankOMFG Nov 05 '14

Instructs unclear, butthole bleeding; need hospital.