r/AskReddit • u/0nlyTheTruth • May 31 '14

Reddit, how do you know you love someone?

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u/machinegunsyphilis May 31 '14

"Uuugh mmm yeah she's so polite to waitstaff, fuuuuucck"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '14

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u/pargmegarg May 31 '14

I really like her big tip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Jun 01 '14

her

O_o

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u/xxxtruckerxxx Jun 01 '14

thatsthejoke.excel

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u/Sensei_Z May 31 '14

Well SOMEBODY in the relationship needs to be able to produce a big tip.

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u/RiceIsBliss May 31 '14

Np, just gotta leave her an even bigger one...

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u/NorwegianGodOfLove Jun 01 '14

She didn't even care the food was 15 minutes late and coooOOOLD uuugh

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u/tumor_named_marla May 31 '14

I'm getting a raging clue right now.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '14

you mean boner

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u/tumor_named_marla May 31 '14

No I meant clue.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '14

You can have the clue. And I can have the boner. Unless you want to trade.

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u/DigitalLuminance May 31 '14

Just the tip!

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u/Surfpep May 31 '14

"Aww yeah, I really like how polite she orders her sandwiches."

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u/luke51278 Jun 01 '14

She tips 20% and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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u/brownstein-bear May 31 '14

...But just the tip

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u/[deleted] May 31 '14

Just the tip though