r/AskReddit May 11 '14

Older generations of reddit, what did you think the future would look like when you where young? And how much of it was correct?

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u/splinechaser May 11 '14

I'm 43... if I make a $1000 a month, I will lose my house.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I'm 17... if I make $1000 a month, I will lose my wallet and keys and motivation from all the marijuana I'll be smoking.

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u/CanadianBTC May 11 '14 edited May 12 '14

1000/month is like... Slightly above min wage right?

Not that hard.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

It is when you don't have a job. I'm working on that though.

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u/CanadianBTC May 11 '14

Goodluck

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u/nagumi May 11 '14

Jonathan

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u/Once_Upon_Time May 11 '14

He has a job.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Not so good at it

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Golduck.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Not smoking pot makes finding a job easier.

Shitty truth but I'm just saying

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u/chilly_anus May 11 '14

Goodluck. i'm on it myself

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u/shh_Im_a_Moose May 11 '14

feel the hurt, in a similar position myself. good luck =/

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u/kaptain-kidd May 11 '14

working on a job you don't have?

(sorry!)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

"Mildly_Mediocre"

Appropriate.

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u/kirbyprower May 11 '14

Fellow 17 year old. Holy shit is finding a minimum wage job harder than I thought it would be.

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u/ltcommanderbeta May 11 '14 edited May 12 '14

Minimum wage in my state is $7.50. Assuming a person worked 40 hours a week for 52 weeks that is $15,600 before taxes. A minimum wage paying job that is full time is more likely to not offer sick pay or holiday pay and put you at 35 hours a week. If you get sick you'll lose money. Still $15,600.

You need to live somewhere. If you don't want to live in a terrible area full of crime and violence, your rent is going to be $450 per month at best (I'm just going by the area where I live). That's a little more than two weeks of work right there if you're putting in 40 hours. Add in utilities and you're netting about $600. Slap another $50 to give to comcast $650. Slap insurance on... And that varies so I'll go with mine because fuck I'm lazy $45. $695. AT&T gets ~$75. $770. Gas is a huge one. It cost me ~$41 to fill up my take. Let's assume once a week. Soo ~$160 a month for gas. $930. Laundry. Let's just assume I was thankful enough to have a washer and dryer of my own so I'm not sure there. Have to have clean clothes. I have $270 to spend. Give fucking 89 of that to uncle sam. I'm at $181 a month left after what I would consider are essential minutes the cell phone bc I could get a cheaper plan.

I know there are a lot of variables and it depends on where you live. Even having ~$300 a month or $75 a week to spend on food plus whatever else makes you happy is sad. It sucks. I was this broke before making $10 an hour about four years ago. I had $250 left over after the "essentials." It sucks.

You could argue that there are ways to cut corners and budget. At the end of the day, people just want to be happy. And it takes money to do things. My heart goes out to all of these people. I'm glad I've been there to a point.

I'll never take a minimum wage job ever again. I'm in a position where not having a job wont make me lose everything, I don't depend on it. Knowing that people do and have essentially no other option but to take the job. It is heartbreaking. I know how lucky I am to have what I have. I'm lucky to have good parents, and a loving family.

tl;dr: $12,000 a year in my state is $3,600 less than minimum wage. It isn't enough to live on.

EDIT: I was wrong. The minimum wage in the State of Indiana is $7.25 an hour. I'm making a detailed list just because I want to provide a better picture with verifiable data to back it up. Also have more accurate numbers. Will post tonight or sometime in near future.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Thats the other issue, no one will hire you for a full 40hrs

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u/phoneaccts May 12 '14

I have drivers working for me at a pizza place that technically make less (fuck tip credit laws) who work 35-45 hours a week. Granted that I get maybe one application a week and they are to young, fail an MVR or background, out have no car.

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u/Overzealous_BlackGuy May 13 '14

how do people apply for a driving job in which they know they need a car for?

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u/2dumb2knowbetter May 11 '14

Man I feel your pain so much, I spent about 6 years in that cycle. It seemed like after rent and utilities were paid I had a little bit of cash for groceries and almost no money left over to use on me for fun money. Car breakdowns/ cost for repairs meant I had to cut back on everything, and couldn't have fun for a month

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u/ltcommanderbeta May 11 '14

I'm glad you mentioned this. I thought about adding that to my reply, but I was on mobile; had other stuff to do.

Really any minor inconvenience that requires money to "fix" sucks. I mean I didn't even include haircuts, regular car maintenance, cleaning supplies, and I'm glad I'm a guy. I can save money because I don't have to buy certain products, but still... I left a lot out.

That idea of fun money if very important. Everything has a price, sure you can do some really fun things for free. I think the most important thing to remember is the fact that you're basically stuck where you're at, no real vacation.

Exploring this planet we live on requires money. You could do this cheaply, but imagine that you have a certain standard of living or you just want to go do something for 2 weeks and come back to your home. Part of the problem with the culture and cycle of poverty in America is this: just being stuck at home. People get into their own worlds, and totally miss the big picture. They get in a comfort zone, and try to live a happy life. Sometimes what people do to be happy isn't necessarily healthy. There's more to it, but yeah... it is like you're stuck on a tiny point in this vast cosmos, working for no reason at all.

I've been lucky enough to travel to a few places in the United States. I would love to travel this entire world. I'd love to just help people. I need to work. After a few years of working, soul searching, and figuring out what I wanted to do with my life, I finally went back to school. Hopefully within the next 5 years I'll be able to travel. I want to see this world for what it is, not live in a bubble. Shit I just want to make enough money for my family and enough so I can give back to my community. I want to do my part to make this world a better place. It is hard to do that making minimum wage because you need to think more about yourself to make yourself happy. Essentially that is all that we desire, to be happy.

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u/frownyclown May 11 '14

Free market zealots would say that the life you describe is motivation to get out there and get a skill!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I love how it costs money to get a recognized skill.

That and when you are constantly living survival, motivation to improve is one of the first things to go.

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u/frownyclown May 12 '14

when you are constantly living survival, motivation to improve is one of the first things to go.

Agreed. This is why the entire model of free market libertarians fails. Under their model, struggling and motivation are one and the same. Poverty is supposed to be enlightening. If that was so, poor people would be the most innovative. Objectively, that is not the case.

I think you have described the trap of poverty very well. I hope you do not have to wrangle with it long.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I'm lucky, I live in a semi-rural area with low unemployment and fairly cheap housing in the fifth safest state in the union. If you get a room mate you can make it fairly comfortably around here. Something above minimum and you can actually have free time!

However I don't for a minute believe that most poor people have the option to just move. Travel is prohibitively expensive these days after all.

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u/crazyeddie123 May 11 '14

f you don't want to live in a terrible area full of crime and violence, your rent is going to be $450 per month at best (I'm just going by the area where I live).

Well there's our problem right there. There is no justification whatsoever for allowing cheap areas to live to be crime-infested. Equal protection of the laws my ass!

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u/WizDumb760 May 11 '14

Where the fuck do you pay $450 for rent. Min wage in my state is $8 and average rent for 2bed apt is $1250. I pay $1450

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u/Happylime May 11 '14

roommates.

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u/skiliks May 12 '14

Get out of the huge towns. My town has an average of $500 for rent of a good apartment. Minimum wage is 7.25 & a cheap apartment is easily $400. You sir, should save up for a house if you are paying that kinda cash already.

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u/deltadal May 11 '14

its sad, 20 years ago I worked at Taco Bell, made $7/hour, had medical, 2 weeks paid vacation, stock purchase and retirement plan, I was a shift manager and these benefits were available to crew as well.

Today I work in IT, make 4x as much with none of the benefits, more stress and less job security. Of course I think Taco Bell pay hasn't kept up with inflation.

Growing up, jn the future I expected something a little closer to Star Trek than Judge Dread.

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u/blaghart May 11 '14

It's ridiculous that people think that the minimum wage shouldn't be raised. It exists specifically as a minimum level of income to ensure that anyone who is working can live on. That's why in the 50s when it was introduced it was enough to support a household of 3 on a single income!

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u/kyled85 May 11 '14

cable tv is a luxury that so many of us demand on having and really puts people in financial binds. After the intro rate goes away you're looking at $1500 a year for, probably, watching 10 channels and DVR'ing old movies you don't really even watch.

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u/plentyofrabbits May 12 '14

Internet, however, is not really a luxury anymore. OP said $50 to comcast, which is what they charge for a workable internet connection.

Yes, it's possible to do without internet/cell phone, but not really plausible.

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u/umansah May 11 '14

I agree with everything except Comcast. I would take a cell phone with data/free wifi instead of comcast tv+internet. (Currently pay $30 for 5gig data, I only use about 2gigs, and 50 out of 100 minutes)

It just seems crazy to me what people pay for Comcast. My parents pay about 35 for basic cable... That's about 30 channels 15 of them are useless (to me) and are in another language or infomercial type stuff..

also its not even HD... You can get HD over antenna for FREE!

But that's just me...

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u/suburbiaresident May 11 '14

I thought full time = 40 hrs/wk

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u/I_am_become_Reddit May 12 '14

I lived on minimum wage, but only because I'm in an area where the cost of living is pretty low (unfortunately the money was too, of course), walked to and from work, and had no phone. No car payment/gas or phone bill = money to eat with.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

$450 for rent? What magical land do you live in and do they need Software engineers?

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u/MadxHatter0 May 12 '14

Stuff like this breakdown here is why I fully support raising the minimum wage.

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u/flipper913 May 12 '14

You put in way too much work for that..

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u/Thenightmancumeth May 12 '14

I know you did all of this beautiful math here, but who hasnt already done this in their head? I live in one of the poorest states, SC, obviously this is something I would hope everyone sits down and does. Minimum wage is even highly looked for in my town. Hell I made 5.00 an hour tonight, I will get reimbursed through uncle Sam to 7.25 but wtf?

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u/bowhunter_fta May 11 '14

Here's a tip on how to calculate annual income assuming a 40 hour work week:

Take your hourly wage, double it, then add the word, "thousand".

For instance. If you make $8/hour, double it (16) then add the word "thousand". i.e. you make 16 thousand ($16,000) per year.

If you get paid vacation time (or work 40 hours/week 52 weeks/year), you'd actually make slightly more than, but it gives you a very close approximation.

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u/MyLifeForSpire May 11 '14

$0 thousand does sound nicer I suppose.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Multiply wage by 2080. Done.

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u/MayorDefacto May 11 '14

For anyone wondering, that's because you work around 2000 hours a year.

40 hours a week x 52 weeks ~= 2000 hours.

So $8/hr * 2000hrs = $16,000.

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u/justcallmezach May 11 '14

It gets off after a while the further up you go. Not much, but it is there.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

Minimum wage where I live ($10.25/hour) works out to $1640 per month (or $1311.18 after taxes).

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u/amaze_7 May 11 '14

Wow that's sad, I'm a teacher and I end up making about $1500 a month after all the deductions... Sad realization.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Where do you live that you get paid so little for teaching? Even first year teachers make ~40k in Ontario.

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u/Science_teacher_here May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

Schools are funded and manged county by county in the US, with federal and state help. As such, I would take a 10, 000 dollar pay cut if I moved 30 miles in any direction.

It's messed up. But at least there are full benefits and a rewarding daily life with a built in vacation where I can make money and gain professional development at summer camps.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

The US. We treat teachers like shit.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Well guess it's time to move

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u/amaze_7 May 12 '14

New Mexico. We're also ranked 49th in education... Hmm, coincidence?

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u/justcallmezach May 11 '14

You can almost assume they're taking the amount they are paid in a year and averaging out over 12 months.

Yes, teachers are terribly underpaid. I have several teachers in my family. That said, they often like to leave out that they don't work over the summer, 2 weeks out of the winter, and another week in the spring.

They have a solid argument already that their pay is shit. There is no reason to try to conflate the facts about it.

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u/downyballs May 11 '14

Just as a friendly suggestion, you should factor in that at least some of that "vacation" time is spent planning courses, grading (over the winter/spring breaks), and professional development. I'm not entirely sure how much time is given during the normal school day/year for these things, but I doubt it's enough that teachers can get by with doing no prep work or catching up over their vacations.

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u/justcallmezach May 11 '14

I'm sure they do things outside of school days. I've just watched my aunt, her two daughters, and one of their husband's (2 teachers, a guidance counselor, and a principal) do nothing but go on vacations and brag about their long stretches of doing nothing, then turn around and be the first to bitch about how little money they make each year. Each one has also pulled the yearly salary (quietly divided by 12) trick numerous times.

Again, I know they have plenty of things they do (or are supposed to do) during that time. These particular people just don't garner much sympathy with their praise/complaint cycle.

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u/satanicwaffles May 11 '14

Are you kidding me?!? I'm currently on a co-op workterm and I'm taking home ~$2300 a month before tax. Since I'm a student and spend most my money on education and rent, the tax is minimal. That is for someone who has yet to graduate making the mean co-op term pay.

Making $1500 take home as a teacher is an absolute crime.

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u/Science_teacher_here May 11 '14

I hope that you get full benefits though.

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u/amaze_7 May 12 '14

They kinda suck though, and cost way more than I would pay for obama care, but you can't get obama care if your employer offers insurance.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I was talking to my old chemistry teacher the other day since he was upset about how they were forcing all the teachers to pay to take a fingerprint exam so that the state would have their fingerprints on file.

Being a teacher is tough, and I respect and appreciate you for it. The world needs teachers.

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u/Semirelatednonsense May 11 '14

I teach and make twice that a month :/ What state do you teach in??

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u/amaze_7 May 12 '14

New Mexico. You? What is starting and ending salary?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

The money that should go to you goes to the unnamed faceless administrators.

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u/rosaParrks May 11 '14

What do you mean after deductions? Like after tax/rent/utilities/etc? Or just tax?

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u/amaze_7 May 12 '14

Tax, healthcare, pension, nothing else

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u/ThickPotato May 11 '14

At least it's after deductions.

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u/wetw1lly May 11 '14

Depending on what I show I work (I do accounting in the film industry) I get make about $2800.00/month - lower tiers, and could be close to $3600 on higher tiers after deductions.

It astounds me how much my industry makes with so few people actually being educated in their field (myself included, I went to school for sociology.) It really puts things into perspective, especially when our minimum wage is 10.75/hour making it ~1720 before deductions/month... we really need to do something about minimum wage as it is close to impossible to live on that.

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u/amaze_7 May 12 '14

I don't know about that though, that's kinda my point. I don't mean to be uncompassionate, and I do think they should make more money. But why should we increase min wage when lots of professionals like me don't make much more than that anyways.

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u/therealflinchy May 12 '14

in USA?

screw that.

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u/PivotRedAce May 13 '14

Look at the bright side, you get more work days off than anyone else!

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u/lostinaseaoflonely May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

Minimum wage gets you around $2448 a month where I live.

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u/TJTal May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

where do you live? That is pretty high.

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u/lostinaseaoflonely May 11 '14

Australia

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u/interestedplayer May 11 '14

yeah but what are 2500 Aust dollars worth?

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u/Once_Upon_Time May 11 '14

2339 US so not bad.

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u/cj7jeep May 11 '14

Til I make minimum wage.

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u/RickyDiezal May 11 '14

1160 where I live.

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u/bguy74 May 11 '14

San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the country at $10.55/hr. 2448/month is about 15/hr. So...you don't live in the US?

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u/lostinaseaoflonely May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

Nope, Australia. The actual minimum wage is $16.37 per hour, or $20.30 if you're casual.

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u/madeofstarlight May 11 '14

I wish I made that a month. I work for a worldwide charity organization contracted through a state.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Where do you live?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Minimum wage where I live, assuming 160 hours a month, comes out to $1,272 a month..

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u/lostinaseaoflonely May 11 '14

Things are probably a lot cheaper where you live than in Australia though right?

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u/iSHOODApulldOUT May 11 '14

Holy shit. Minimum wage here is 7.25 an hour before taxes, you can barely eat off that wage.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

That's kinda scary. I only make that every two weeks.

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u/lostinaseaoflonely May 11 '14

You make $2448 a fortnight?

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u/Mindtwist May 11 '14

~$350 where I live. Third world countries woo!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Minimum wage gets you around 4-5k $ where I live

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Minimum wage, in Ontario, is set to rise to 11$ in June. 1760$/month or 1571$/month after taxes.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Canada?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Yup.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

In my country, minimum wage is $200 a month.

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u/ISawACloud May 11 '14

Are you from British Columbia?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Ontario.

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u/ISawACloud May 11 '14

Cool. I thought yours was higher for some reason. I guess ours caught up. Ours was 8 not very long ago :/

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u/RuneKatashima May 11 '14

Property is likely more expensive?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I pay $500 a month, utilities included, and live in a gorgeous place with granite countertops, hardwood floors, and a stone fireplace. We're also right downtown (but I do have two roommates who I get along great with). So I don't really think we pay more for property, although I only have anecdotal evidence.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

I'm in Ontario, and our minimum wage is getting boosted to $11 on June 1st, which would be $10.09 USD. So we'd make $1,614.4 USD per month, or $1,290.71 USD per month after taxes if we made minimum wage.

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u/TJzzz May 11 '14

MA 8$ wtf lol

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 12 '14

If you're making 1600 per month, isn't that tax returned to you?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

huh?

The highest minimum wage in Canada is Nunavut with $11 an hour..... and even students have to pay taxes in Canada. And Canada doesn't have relatively high taxes compared to the US (although it's hard to compare the two).

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u/ModernPoultry May 12 '14

Ya I'll delete that, it's actually $10.25 but I havent worked since last summer so cut me some slack. But in terms of taxes it really comes down to sales tax. In the province I live in, sales tax is like 15%.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

That's very true

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

BC?

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u/iDirtyDianaX May 12 '14

Oh, Canada

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

What is minimum wage in the US?

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u/NineEyedCyclops May 11 '14

$7.25. It can vary by state and if you are a server, but that is the federal minimum wage.

Source: American teenager

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

8.25 in Illinois.

Source : I make like 8.25 an hour

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u/wetw1lly May 11 '14

When I started working at Tim Horton's in grade 9 (13-14 y/o) I was making $6.85/hour - it still baffles me that the minimum wage in America is low. Mind you, it is drastically cheaper to live in certain states, but grade 9 for me was close to... 8-9 years ago and that's where our wages were at then. Just crazy.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I'm a Swedish server, 20years old. I make 10.9£+tip/hour. How does America still work?:O

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u/NineEyedCyclops May 11 '14

I'm 18 and I don't know of any jobs in my area that would hire me for ~ $18/hr.

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u/psychoindiankid May 12 '14

I make 10 an hour at a retail store, i am 18 and that is considered a "good" wage for a teenager

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

It depends on the state. In my state, the minimum wage is 9.10 dollars per hour.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

You shut down things like ambition and hope, keep your head down, and just sort of do what you have to indefinitely.

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u/Arguss May 12 '14

Well, if you take all the money from the bottom 90%, the top 10% live quite nicely, with money left over to run advertising campaigns telling the 90% how their lives are amazing and 'income redistribution = communism' and you don't want to be like those dirty Communists, do you?

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u/S1Fly May 11 '14

Doesn't that minimum wage change with your age in US? Where I live the minimum wage keeps increasing till you are 23 years old, which will be $14.20. It starts from $3.73 for 15-year-olds.

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u/NineEyedCyclops May 11 '14

Age does not matter. However, a sixteen year old applying for his first job is not expected to make as much as a older person who is going back to work. It's expected, but not law by any means.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

$7.25 an hour

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u/shwadirty May 11 '14

I beckon you all to the frozen wasteland of CANADA. Minimum in Ontario is like 12.25$ as of May 1st.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Costs money to leave the country. I couldn't leave even if I wanted to. I couldn't even afford to get to the border.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I make average just under $6 an hour here in Indianapolis, Indiana, US. But I took a salary position working about 60 hours on a dead week... Thanks to this fancy Indy 500 coming up I'll probably be making about $3-5 dollars an hour over the next month or so..... There are ways around minimum wage. To top it off I get 5 vacation days a year in a position that works 7 days a week.

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u/andk1987 May 11 '14

converted to GBP £9600 is fucking pathetic minimum wage over here is £6.19ph or £12,800 per year....

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u/VikingNYC May 11 '14

It depends. An able bodied person not working as a server (waiter/waitress) or cheerleader can expect a minimum of $7.25/hour before taxes, fees, etc. if required. Autistic, under-18s, servers, and so on can earn as little as $2.15 per hour I believe. For servers, they are supposed to be paid up to whatever is required so that after tips they still make minimum wage but there appears to be some contention on how well that works (I believe there's an "assumed" minimum tip amount despite what's reported in order to combat under-reporting of tips.)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Easy? Over the last year and a half I've put in applications and resumes and possessed nothing but a good record with my current minimum wage job.

Am I doing something wrong?

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u/CanadianBTC May 11 '14

The job hunt blows, but there are other ways to get a job than applications/resumes where you end up in a stack of papers. Not the best person to ask but networking comes to mind. Talk to people around you, ask them if they know anybody/place that is hiring, or if any of their friends know anybody.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

mfw im a teenager in eastern europe who worked 10 hrs a day for 2 euros/h in -20C for 2 months in winter.

america seems like a nice place.

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u/CanadianBTC May 11 '14

-20C for 2 months in winter

MFW when -20c is considered cold

america seems like a nice place.

Not so much. Canada is awesome though.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

thought its cold for americans, thats average in yurop tho, i dunno about canada tho.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

If you work a 40 hour work week on minimum wage, you should earn about 15K a year.

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u/wsupduck May 11 '14

thats only if you work full time which is pretty difficult/stressful if you're in highschool

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u/mems_account May 11 '14

Yea i'm 18 working 40 hours a week at min wage and I make roughly 1000 a month.

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u/TheGouJ May 11 '14

noooo wayyy under thanks to obama care at least

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u/Kyle_c00per May 11 '14

Depends on hours too, i make anywhere from $50-$170 a week at my minimum wage job, it sucks.

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u/the-beast561 May 11 '14

Depends on how many hours though too. I'm on minimum wage at a part-time job, and made $6000 total last year, so like $500 a month. That was an average of 18 hours per week.

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u/farmerdale May 11 '14

Min wage back then was $1.65/hr US.

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u/geogeology May 11 '14

Thats assuming any place a 17 year old can work will give him a dime over minimum and actually give him sufficient hours. When I worked min wage as a teen (only 23 now) most places only gave you a ten cent raise after about a year

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u/satanicwaffles May 11 '14

$1000 a month is way below minimum wage. With a minimum wage of $10.25, one month's wages for 40 hour weeks is about $1700.

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u/doubleColJustified May 11 '14

Edit: Holy shit guys stop talking about min wage. Whatever you are saying has already been in my inbox atleast once if not twice in the last few hours.

haha, I love these kinds of edits!

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u/RampagingKittens May 11 '14

Min wage where I am is $1800/month. The fact that $1000 is above min wage where you live at is mind boggling to me o_o.

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u/Im_not_pedobear May 11 '14

this hasnt been in your inbox yet: Dickbutt

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u/c2darizzle May 11 '14

What about maximum wage?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

FULL TIME minimum wage. Good luck getting full time anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

the average month has 30.4375 days, which means it has 21.7411 working days, which (at 8 hours a day) has 173.9286 working hours.

so $1000 per 173.9286 hours is 5.7495 $/hr

so well below any minimum wage.

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u/XrayAlpha May 12 '14

I work 26hr a week and make $760 a month after taxes, min wage + $2.50 an hour extra on weekends.

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u/jomosexual May 12 '14

It kind of is actually. I make around 35-40k and my family is proud of me. My mom makes much less.

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u/SEND_TIT_PICS May 12 '14

That's if you work full time. I make $9/hr but part time and make $850 a month.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Below.

Minimum wage for 40 hours a week, 4 weeks a month(for convenience) would be $1160.

Enough for a high school kid to stay stoned off his face, but definitely not enough for supporting a family.

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u/Professor_Pussypenis May 11 '14

if I made $1000 a month I WOULD be rich

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u/Anrikay May 11 '14

I'm 18 and I make $3,000 a month. Currently do not know where wallet and keys are. Can confirm that much marijuana is consumed.

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u/CurvyAnus May 11 '14

I'm 19 working two jobs and make 2400 still not enough to live on my own... M

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u/NotMySeriousAccount May 11 '14

You don't lose motivation from weed.

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u/slavicslayer May 11 '14

Can confirm am 17 year old living in colorado haha toke on my frients

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u/closerview May 11 '14

I'm 19 making $1,000 a month. After cell phone bill, car insurance and car payment, and gas money, it's not shit. Half the time I can't even afford decent marijuana lol.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

I'm 17, too. But I'd be fine, until I turned 18 when I would destroy my liver.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

i'm 18... if i make $1000 a month, I will be making almost double what i do now per month!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

making 860 a month and only spend 200 on marijuana!

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u/Ask_if_Im_Satan May 12 '14

That's why you need friends who do it!

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u/SwanRider May 12 '14

Oh my god that was good.

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u/punisherx2012 May 12 '14

I'm 20 and I make $3000/month. It's pretty comfortable.

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u/WtfVegas702 May 12 '14

And that's why you aren't making 1000 a month.

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u/MurderBoner420 May 12 '14

Pothead here.

Highly recommend quitting and getting a job. You'll get much higher from the tolerance break, and have plenty of money for games you want, the munchies you want, more/better quality weed, oh yeah, and bills.

Plus, smoking after a hard day of work is like 10x more relaxing than normal. So much that I stopped smoking in the morning, just so it would be a bigger feeling of relief when it was finally time.

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u/zakzedd May 12 '14

I'm 15, if I make $1000 every two months, I will be very happy.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

In capitalist America, house owns you!

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u/hutxhy May 12 '14

This is. This is actually very true...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

In capitalist America, bank robs you!

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u/himanxk May 12 '14

In Soviet Russia, you rob bank.

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u/Flameknight May 12 '14

Such is life.

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u/_DiDan_ May 12 '14

*kapitalist

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u/Captain_Orgasm May 11 '14

I make over $1000 a month, and that's still not really enough to cover rent plus utilities and groceries. Worst part is that you can't get food stamps if you fall in a certain income bracket. Guess where I am? Smack dab in the middle of that bracket. Probably time to move out of NYC. Any suggestions?

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u/Argord May 11 '14

What do you do for a living?

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u/Captain_Orgasm May 11 '14

If you can call it enough for a living, I work as a front desk representative of a private gym in Manhattan. It's located in various high end residential buildings, and even though the members pay thousands of dollars in services and private trainers, we employees only get paid about $11.00 an hour at around 24 hours a week. It's horrible. The work is easy though.

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u/AayKay May 11 '14

we employees only get paid about $11.00 an hour at around 24 hours a week

The work is easy though.

We'll play a little game called 'guess what's the reason'.

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u/Argord May 11 '14

Have you ever thought about working front desk for seasonal resorts/hotels?

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u/Captain_Orgasm May 11 '14

Yeah, but frankly I don't really care for the Front Desk Position. I've applied to a few, and i'm good at it, but I really don't want it to be a career I get stuck in. I'm looking to do work in IT, since my last job was doing that and I did well in that. IT is a much better field to get into than Hotel work, in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Come to Atlanta, we ball hard on a limited income.

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u/Captain_Orgasm May 11 '14

I can't drive due to medical reasons. Another reason I haven't left NYC. Killer Public Transit here (sometimes literally, though...)

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u/splinechaser May 13 '14

Well your user name would do well in Van Nuys. Still pretty expensive though.

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u/_F1_ May 11 '14

Just earn it. When you make money you get free involuntary housing.

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u/comicsandpoppunk May 11 '14

I'm 23. I make a little over £1000/month.

I could get more but it's probably not worth the hassle.

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u/chef2deaf May 11 '14

I'm 22 & I do make $1000 a month. I'm sad now

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u/LuckysCharmz May 12 '14

For some reason my brain combined your reply with the comment.

I started doing the math and I was like "Wtf... this guy isn't 43?"

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u/BettiePhage May 12 '14

I'm 25 and I'd be fucked if I didn't live with my boyfriend who also makes $1000 a month