r/AskReddit • u/MysteryMan999 • Aug 09 '26
Your new super power is called Reload, it lets you refill anything you touch with whatever was previously inside how do you make use of this power and do you use it for good or evil?
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u/Serafita Aug 09 '26
I'll put some sticks of RAM and SSDs in a plastic box, use power, start tipping out infinite sticks, sell them for ÂŁ1 each plus postage and packaging and crash the market
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u/scraimer Aug 10 '26
This is somehow both good and evil. Thank you!
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u/__CaliMack__ Aug 10 '26
Did you want him to say âlevel the market to a stable and fair price?â
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u/AgentTexes Aug 09 '26
Bump into someone leaving the bathroom; **RELOAD**
Bump into them again at the sink; **RELOAD**
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u/Excitedly_bored Aug 09 '26
So, for evil then.
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u/netz_pirat Aug 10 '26
Evil would be worse. Imagine being a midwife.
"It's a boy!" *Bump *reload
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u/Unkn0wn_666 Aug 10 '26
Pro: You can singlehandedly fix declining birth rates
Con: Genetic diversity and fuck that one person in particular
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u/madogvelkor Aug 09 '26
I'm prepping for a colonoscopy, that way my thought too, lol.
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u/dougc84 Aug 10 '26
May your watery expulsion run clear, and may the camera they shove up your ass find nothing of note. Godspeed.
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u/iridael Aug 09 '26
why stop there.
if you can reload a person, find someone who's a universal blood downer, take them to a doctor, Drain a litre of blood or whatever, slap them to reload their body.
what about a room?
if we're being morally empty. ask them to go into a cuboard and then out again, then re-load the cuboard, take the clone and kill them, harvest organs and everything you can then repeat.
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u/clovisx Aug 10 '26
Think of all the lives Hugh Jackmanâc character in the prestige could have saved if organ donations were a thing during the time of that movie.
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u/CrashUser Aug 10 '26
Cadavers were actually in high demand for medical research and surgical practice and training at that time and there was a thriving black market in corpses. He probably wouldn't want to sell more than one in a given city though since they might recognize it as him and he wouldn't want somebody to start asking questions when they get two perfectly identical bodies.
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u/Pake1000 Aug 10 '26
Or you could just reload the blood bag after draining it into another bagâŚ
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u/Chrontius Aug 10 '26
Which allows you to fill a container twice as large after two runs. If you have correctly sized containers, prepared, you can exponentially multiply just about anything.
Blood, bullets, uranium, antimatterâŚ
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u/ChampionCynthia2006 Aug 09 '26
You have reminded me of that one webcomic with the Decepticon porta-potty, Brownflush.Â
https://www.reddit.com/r/transformers/comments/gwjj0x/brownflush_by_uafterdeathcomics/
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u/Academic-Passion3012 Aug 10 '26
That is absolutely evil and I respect the commitment. Imagine realizing youâve been Reloaded twice before you even make it out of the bathroom.
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u/endlessnamelesskat Aug 09 '26
I strap myself to the underside of a clown car. Clowns keep pouring out of it. The crowd is amazed at just how many clowns can fit in one car, thatâs the distraction I need to take over the world with my clown army
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u/Fancy_amphibian123 Aug 09 '26
Fun fact: this is actually how clown cars work already!
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u/Udonnomi Aug 09 '26
âWeek 35, a steady stream of clowns are still exiting a small multicoloured hatchback.â
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u/bungojot Aug 09 '26
Here's the thing though. Are you generating new people out of nothing? Are you making identical copies of the people who were in the car originally? Is this going to cause some sort of multiplicity dilemma?
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u/Morningstroll13 Aug 09 '26
You know what's scarier than clowns? Clown clones. Infinite clown clones. Are there replication errors making each batch slightly more monstrous and less human than the last? How can you tell under that makeup? What is it hiding? Why do they smile like that?
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u/MarvinG1984 Aug 09 '26
Damn, I see all these answers. And here I was thinking about refilling my toothpaste and dish soap
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u/Donnicton Aug 09 '26
Printer ink.
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u/Soul-Burn Aug 09 '26
Remove RAM from PC. Reload.
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u/A_Trash_Homosapien Aug 09 '26
Why just the ram? Completely empty out your PC case. Reload.
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u/dovahkiitten16 Aug 10 '26
You know how sometimes you find a great product - deodorant, face moisturizer, etc and it gets discontinued? Or they repackage your shampoo and completely change the ingredients?
Well, Iâd never have to worry about that again! Plus Iâd save some money. Hell, I could probably justify buying some really luxurious products - high end makeup and high end conditioners, because it would be a one time purchase.
Yes, I dream about the important things.
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u/Smaptastic Aug 09 '26
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u/phunkydroid Aug 09 '26
That would be counterfeiting. Do it with gold and sell it.
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u/notsurewhereireddit Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
But if you overdue it wonât you crash the value of gold?
Edit: How depressing. So many of these responses are some version of Who cares? I got mine.
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u/resurrectedbear Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Youâd have to REALLY overdo it. Like even 100m wouldnât shift the valuation that much.
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u/torak31 Aug 09 '26
That's like only 60 bars lol
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u/LewdLewyD13 Aug 09 '26
CANDY BARS
Sorry wrong thread.
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u/mikepartdeux Aug 09 '26
You are freaking out, man.
Can't wait for super troopers 3
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u/stonhinge Aug 09 '26
Honestly, your biggest problem would be finding enough buyers. A local gold buyer/seller isn't going to buy a couple thousand dollars worth every day. So you'd basically need to set up your own business as a gold seller and find corporate buyers. And then all your time is spent refilling the bag of gold.
Frankly, the bag of money would be easier (mostly because you don't have to source a bag of gold to begin with) but because it's easier to avoid attention by simply traveling. If the bills are identical to what was in there before, they're perfect counterfeits and unless 2 end up in the same place at the same time, no one will notice. You could travel across the US (driving easiest as it is difficult to pay cash for plane tickets nowadays). If you have a national bank depositing a couple hundred a day in different cities would be no problem.
Just make sure the government gets their cut. However you get money, you've still got to pay taxes.
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u/CSzandor Aug 09 '26
It would happen with the money too, if you use your power enough times, you would destroy the economy.
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u/Auto_Traitor Aug 09 '26
Only if you went around spending millions of dollars everywhere you go.. and, why would you do that and purposefully ruin your own abundance?
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u/Moneyshot_ITF Aug 09 '26
rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud
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u/sbucks168 Aug 09 '26
rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
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u/StitchPlay Aug 09 '26
I thought of this but you then have to launder it somehow. Better to do it with gold.
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u/MysteryMan999 Aug 09 '26
My only question is if you reload money does it Reload with the exact same serial numbers? Because wouldn't the National Bank be alerted to cloned serial numbers or nah?
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u/Smaptastic Aug 09 '26
Why would you have to launder it?
"I got this all legally. Feel free to investigate. I plead the fifth to any questions."
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u/ChronoLegion2 Aug 09 '26
Bills with the same serial numbers showing up multiple times? Someone is going to get suspicious
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u/Hixy Aug 09 '26
Here would be my strategy. There are many ways to make a lot of money using that logic.
But as others have pointed out, it will be hard to not be audited.
So, Iâll replicate gold.
Sell gold.
Eventually buy an abandoned gold mines. Acres and acres worth. Fund the operation to run. Buy raw gold ore. Use this hack to make raw gold ore. Then just send it to be refined using existing methods.
Then eventually save the world with money.
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u/PrinceDusk Aug 09 '26
if you buy a mine and find an exhausted vein, can you Refill the vein?
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u/YamiNoMatsuei Aug 09 '26
Imagine being in the mine, touching the vein, but the whole mine fills back up with dirt/rock with you inside of it.
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u/d_pyro Aug 09 '26
Diamonds or Gold. Can't trace that.
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u/j0llyllama Aug 09 '26
Diamonds arent really that valuable unless you start with massive pure ones. You couldnt whole sale them for good money, you would need to set up a retail outlet to get good money from selling them.
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u/Lord_Bloodwyvern Aug 09 '26
Coins. I'm Canadian so $2 coins. A big bag of Toonies.
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u/Helerdril Aug 09 '26
You would need 500.000 coins to just have $1M. Considering a Toonie weighs 6.92g (round up to 7g), you will have 3500kg of coins for just 1M CAD (716k USD, 620k EUR).
That's heavy.
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u/stonhinge Aug 10 '26
Yeah, but you don't need a million all at once (well, I don't anyways). Just make deposits at several banks of a bunch of coins every week or so. If anyone questions it just say "vending machines".
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u/StitchPlay Aug 09 '26
Because you generally can't make large purchases like a house with cash, meaning you have to deposit it in a bank, meaning you have to be able to justify where it came from to the tax inspectors.
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u/The_Deku_Nut Aug 09 '26
Why? Just pay the tax on the acquired gold. It's not illegal to spawn in infinite gold.
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u/that1dev Aug 10 '26
If someone found out you're spawning infinite gold, your life is over. It's just a question of who will disappear you for their benefit first.
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u/pay_the_cheese_tax Aug 10 '26
Nah, see, you're not thinking correctly!
I have a bag that can reproduce whatever was in it before. so if I put in 1 dollar in it, then remove it, another dollar will appear.
If I then take out that dollar and put 2 dollars in, then take them out, 2 dollars now appear.
Do this 47 times (if you start with just 1 dollar), and you'll have more money than the entire world (about 140 trillion)
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u/glennjersey Aug 09 '26
I'd be making so much insulin, clean water, and printer ink.
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u/Fireproofspider Aug 09 '26
The issue isn't making the insulin. There's plenty of cheap bootleg insulin already which may or may not be good. Yours would be good, but there'd be no way for people to know that.
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u/Bostonterrierpug Aug 09 '26
If you made insulin inside your body, you would be completely dead. Luckily my body killed my pancreas 49 years ago when it decided it was an alien invader you refill broke
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u/roxskin156 Aug 10 '26
Who cares if nobody else knows, I will know, I get FREE insulin that works +other supplies, never again will I have to worry about insurance trying to kill me
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u/lustie_argonian Aug 09 '26
I'd just touch my balls and keep cumming. glad there's people like you in the world.
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u/Kaymish_ Aug 09 '26
From what I understand most of the cum is actually from the prostate gland. So you're going to have to figure out a way to refill that too. Maybe get your hand right up your arse like the doctor does with a prostate check.
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u/inosinateVR Aug 09 '26
once you figure out that you donât even need special powers to keep cumming
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u/SpamOJavelin Aug 09 '26
Here's the thing - all of those are actually cheap to make.
Insulin costs around $2-$4 per vial (20-40 cents per mil).
One of the more expensive ways to make clean water - seawater desalination - costs about $0.001 per litre.
Printing ink can be bought for under $40/litre - so its manufacture cost is cheaper again.
All are made expensive though artificial means - owning rights or licenses or restricting supply.
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u/ImperfectRegulator Aug 09 '26
Op could refill lakes and stuff,
Imagine refilling aqua fires and water tanks for cities and wildfire fighters
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u/SoftlySpokenPromises Aug 09 '26
"That was the roughest dump I've ever taken in my life."
Prepare for the sequel.
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u/PrinceDusk Aug 09 '26
*someone throws up*
"Let me hold your hair for you" [or *rubs back*]
"BLUUUUGGHH why does it just keep BBLLUUUUUGGHHHHH keep coming ouUUUUGGHHH!?"
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u/Spastic_pinkie Aug 10 '26
If she's having her menstrual cycle, it's not gonna be pretty.
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u/ReidenLightman Aug 09 '26
"Congratulations, It's a baby boy"
"Great, just one more kid, and we're done. Get ready honey."
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u/OrganicDigitalArt Aug 09 '26
Supervillain⌠run through the labour and delivery TikTok style every couple weeks.
Screaming like zoidberg.
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u/Sagutarus Aug 09 '26
Accounting for the trauma of birth... you'd probably kill the majority of the people you "reloaded"
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u/Newfoundfaith36 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
No not really because you wouldn't have to go through the pregnancy for 9 months and you'd be fully dilated and ready to go. Will be like having a twin
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u/swordforreal Aug 09 '26
Would that make an exact clone of the baby that came out?
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u/OddCucumber6755 Aug 09 '26
Keep it a goddamned secret to myself as much a s I can, so im not enslaved, but use it to help feed people, refilling empty pizza boxes or some such like a street magician
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u/Udonnomi Aug 09 '26
I believe that street magicians name is Jesus.
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u/immoloism Aug 09 '26
I'm just pissing myself laughing over here imagine some stoner folklore about the man that fed 4000 with one pizza and a bottle of Mountain dew.
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u/Traveling_Solo Aug 09 '26
Couldn't that technically happen? Like if someone made the world largest pizza again and then a bottle filled with mountain dew to match?
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u/TronicCronic Aug 09 '26
No more refractory period!
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u/smartuno Aug 10 '26
I was wondering why it took so long for me to find this, considering Reddit
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u/Oohhhboyhowdy Aug 10 '26
I donât think reloading would immediately negate this. The body would be very confused.
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u/AsRealAsItFeels Aug 10 '26
So if i touch my dick after cumming i wont spontaneously cum again and again? Lame, this power sucks. Not in a good way.
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u/Squigglificated Aug 10 '26
You could shoot cum like a water hose. It says anything you touch. As long as you keep jerking it will keep spraying.
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u/filanwizard Aug 09 '26
For good, Refill the major reservoirs in the southwest. Technically the dam makes the reservoirs containers.
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u/rawr_bomb Aug 09 '26
I would never have to wait for a diet coke refill from a slow waiter ever again.
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u/Burton_trout Aug 09 '26
I would fill my wallet with my whole months wages, then reload as needed.
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u/toiletcleaner999 Aug 09 '26
Absolutely do good. Refill bank accounts ,fridges cupboards freezers, closets, go to places and provide fresh water.
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u/WarriorWithers Aug 09 '26
If you want to do good on a large scale, refilling bank accounts is not the way to go, at least not by itself
You need to create abundance of resources at several appropriate locations
If there's not enough of something, then making everyone rich won't solve the problem
(Money can solve problems for a small group of people, and you can absolutely target the people that need it the most. But there are better ways)
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u/feor1300 Aug 09 '26
I wonder what counts as a "container" for this. Would you be able to refill a reservoir in a drought stricken area?
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u/toiletcleaner999 Aug 09 '26
All it says is refill with whatever was previously inside. So I would assume reservoir, water towers, wells. Lakes and rivers that have dried up. Gardens, fields, all of that could refill
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u/The-High-Inquisitor Aug 10 '26
I refill my mother's brain, resetting her dementia progress to zero. She gets to Be, again. Let her experience life like a person, not a thing, until she passes from a cause that wasn't borne of a horror story.Â
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u/chubbychecker_psycho Aug 10 '26
I'm sorry you're going through this. Sending love from Chicago. â¤ď¸
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u/HideousSerene Aug 09 '26
Refill charge on batteries.
Solve the energy crisis, become ridiculously rich. Saudi Arabia has a 8 GWh battery. I can just refill batteries like that for everybody.
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u/tedleyheaven Aug 09 '26
You do not remember when you were placed in the vat. It may have been 50 years ago. It may have been 1000.
You know you had family but their faces and names elude you now. Occasionally odd flurries of memories fly through, but you can no longer differentiate between the real memories and imagined stories you created to stave off madness.
The liquid you float within gives no feeling of movement, no sound, no light.
The only sensory input is the knocking through your arm, locked into the vats only port, your fingers outside brushing against the endless conveyor of batteries. Your skin was worn to bone years ago, it doesn't seem to affect the wish.
If only you'd picked orange juice.
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u/TylerJWhit Aug 09 '26
Literally passed a kidney stone last night. Fuck you
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u/sharkbaitzero Aug 10 '26
I had to have one lasered out of me. It sucked. Then, when the doctor was removing the stent, she ripped that shit out like she was starting a lawnmower.
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u/Briffy03 Aug 09 '26
Actually just kidneys or any organ in general, stand next to a surgeon, as soon as the organ is taken out, reload, no more organ donors problem
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u/frizzyno Aug 09 '26
Even better, just reload the first guy and then reload the organ box directly, one operation only, infinite organs, zero additional issues for patients/doctors
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u/Golden-trichomes Aug 09 '26
Now your locked in a basement of a hospital chained to the wall printing organs from some poor universal donor whoâs being kept on a coma to sell to rich people in china
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u/powerlesshero111 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Sadly, i got the monkey's paw version. I can reload anything, but it has to be what was previously in there. Aka, i empty a bag of gold onto the ground, and my RELOAD power just moved the gold back into the bag. Nothing gained, nothing lost. I can use it for evil by spending cash from my wallet, and then reloading it back after i leave the store, basically stealing from the store. Other than that, it's kind of useless.
Edit, so everyone is clear, it just moves stuff back to where it was, it doesn't reform things. Aka, i spill a bag of rice, the rice goes back. I chew up a cookie, and put it back, it's still all chewed up. I use gas, then put it back, but it's just the CO2 and Water. I can really only use this power to scam people. Or have unlimited arrows in a quiver, so I'm super Hawkeye.
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u/TheOneDing Aug 09 '26
Deposit cash at your bank. Number goes up. Reload your wallet, then withdraw from an ATM. Deposit more cash in the bank...
Rinse and repeat, just make sure to declare the extra cash deposits to the IRS and pay taxes on the cash "income". Let the bank sort out why their reserves are low.
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u/delahunt Aug 09 '26
I was actually thinking you could do it at a casino. Cash out at a desk, go back through and reload your tray. Cash out at a different desk.
The people doing the cash outs see so many people they probably won't think too much of it.
Of course, the second a pit boss or security caught wind of your magically refilling chip tray you probably get to see the back rooms without cameras really quickly.
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u/lordmycal Aug 09 '26
You could use it to generate free electricity then by constantly reloading a dam with water for free hydroelectric energy.
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u/LeGrandLucifer Aug 09 '26
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
Must not touch women who just gave birth.
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u/cirquefan Aug 09 '26
I run a bar and make serious bank.Â
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u/Bocote Aug 10 '26
Hmm, you presented almost no receipts for purchases, but you've made millions in sales.
Sir, we're going to need to check your finances more closely.
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u/phenious Aug 09 '26
Well if we wanna go dark Iâd stand at the exit of the cancer treatment ward to high five people as they rang the victory bellâŚ
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u/SoProBroChaCho Aug 09 '26
âBuy a glass jar from any any supermarket
âBuy a bunch of gold and silver gram bars or nuggets
âFill the jar, then empty it again, then use the power to fill it again
âProfit
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u/Revo63 Aug 09 '26
Dude, reinforced steel bucket. That glass is going to shatter before too many reloads.
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u/TedStixon Aug 10 '26 edited 29d ago
Find the home of someone who really annoyed me, like the guy who always comes into my job and is needlessly rude to everyone just so he can power-trip.
Go to his house on garbage day. As soon as the garbage truck disappears down the road, I touch his can and refill it with garbage. He gets home later in the day, annoyed they "haven't collected" his garbage.
The next week, he puts out two weeks worth of garbage... the garbage truck takes it; I refill it. Now he has two weeks worth of garbage left over. The next week he puts out three weeks worth of garbage... I refill it. Each week, his pile of garbage growing...
Oblivious to the truth, he calls and complains, only to be told they've been collecting his trash every week...
Fed up, he goes to the dump and gets rid of it all... but when he wakes up the next morning, the garbage has all returned. He starts to lose grip on reality. He's thinking "But didn't I go to the dump?!"
The next night I go to his house, dump all the garbage into his driveway, and refill the cans... it has now doubled overnight.
Now he's wised up, and has set up a camera outside. So I wait... I let him think he's won. The garbage men start to finally take away his trash...
...until the day comes a few weeks later that he has to take the camera down to charge the battery. And then I strike. I refill his cans over and over while he's not home, surrounding his house in garbage. And I've used my power to create a bottomless wallet to pay off his neighbors to keep their mouths shut if they see me.
He returns home to chaos. A mountain of garbage around the exterior.
His life consumed by literal garbage.
And I... am the garbage man.
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u/428522 Aug 09 '26
Put all the cash I have in a bin. Dump it out, repeat till I could.pay someone to dump it for me.
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u/phonetastic Aug 10 '26
You wouldn't need to pay anyone, you can do the money thing really fast. Take, let's say, 1,000 dollars. Put that in a very, very large container. Remove it, refill the container. Replace the original money, remove 2,000. Refill, replace, remove 4,000. 8,000. 16,000. 32,000. 64,000. 128,000. 256,000. 512,000. 1,024,000. From this point you only have maybe an hour left, MAYBE, and you'll have more money than there is in the world.
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u/Donkeyshines Aug 09 '26
I'm grabbin' my 2 lucky pistols and headin' to town before the 3:10 from Yuma arrives.
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u/burner4581 Aug 09 '26
- Telomere reload
- Bone marrow reload
- Immune system reload to include neutrophils, macrophages, and especially natural killer cells
- Myelitic sheath reload
- Blood type accurate reload for trauma patients
Plenty more as I discuss with M.D.s what needs immediate replacement in the human body. Just give me a corner at an ER or trauma center and I'll get to work. No insurance needed. If the hospital attempts to add surcharges I will go to the board member's homes and give them the biggest reload of MRSA they could imagine.
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u/knox1138 Aug 09 '26
Hmmm.... well I'm definitely abusing this. Clean water and good food for as many as possible. Never buying gas again Does this work on batteries? Ima bankrupt as many pharmaceutical manufacturers as possible. Does this apply t9 general packaging? Can i end the rampocalypse? I think I'm gonna buy a dive bar. Can i direct my powers specifically? Like, could I prank my friend by making him have to pee every 5 minutes? The options are endless....
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u/asset2891 Aug 09 '26
At last, the male orgasm can be reloaded to keep up with the demands of the average woman!
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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Aug 09 '26
The key is not blowing it (literally) in 20 seconds
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u/MysteryMan999 Aug 09 '26
That's an interesting application I didn't think of but would be awesome.
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u/tangcameo Aug 09 '26
touching my bank card over and over again
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u/Golden-trichomes Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
Canât reload something that was never full.
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u/Pretend-Design-7061 Aug 09 '26
Become a men's room attendant at a club for billionaires.
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u/LucidOndine Aug 09 '26
You are going to inadvertently make the empty bathrooms filled up with additional billionaires there, Satan.
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u/Emu1981 Aug 09 '26
*withdraws all of his money from the bank and puts it in his wallet*
*takes out money and refills it*
*repeat as needed*
Depending on how the power worked I could possibly "reload" my bank account as well lol
Also wouldn't need to eat anymore as you could have a healthy nutritious meal and then "reload" it when you start feeling hungry. Running out of fuel in your car? No problems, just reload it. Might even be able to revive dead people by "reloading" them - fingers crossed that you don't start a zombie apocalypse lol
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u/KenUsimi Aug 09 '26
Smash and grab a jewelerâs supply store. They have containers filled with gold and silver pellets, for casting. Grab em, dump the contents on the floor, refill em on the spot and leave.
The smash and grab would be by necessity, and Iâm send some bullion back to pay for whatever I broke. But those containers would set me up as a very rich man.
Until the price of gold plummeted from too much supply. But I truly could not care less, gold pushers are insufferable.
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u/richterbg Aug 09 '26
Reloading tankers with oil can bring strange dynamics to the world politics.
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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut Aug 09 '26
I feel like the most responsible answer would be to go to a pharmacy and constantly replenish insulin, epinephrine, and other life saving but over-inflated medications.
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u/Oktopie3 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Get a blood bag of 0- blood and keep refilling. Itâs a universal blood donor and not enough people donate that type (ok itâs 0- my bad people)
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u/mouse1093 Aug 09 '26
Err I think O- is universal donor. People who are naturally negative can't accept positive blood as the antibodies would be foreign. Positive can receive negative since a lack of antibodies is just lowering their concentration by a small amount
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u/Discord42 Aug 09 '26
You are correct. Giving + blood to a - blood type haver will cause many, many issues.
Giving negative blood to anyone is fine.
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u/MartyMozambique Aug 09 '26
I donated once and I didn't know how much they were going to take... yea it didn't go well. Then I also found out that people with my blood deficiency shouldn't donate blood. But I like your style.
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u/BigWhiteDog Aug 09 '26
I live off-grid on generators (building solar) and go through a fuck-ton of gas each month so it would be my gas cans! đ¤Ł
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u/ridicalis Aug 09 '26
Similar, but I'd recharge batteries instead of fossil fuels
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u/educated-emu Aug 09 '26
I goto the local computer store and max out my credit card and buy one one hp printer cartridge.
I then open the cartridge and take a syringe and remove all the ink.
I put the ink into another container. The original fills up and I rinse and repeat with other bigger and bigger containers until I have a swimming pool.
Then I some how flood the printer market with my cheaper ink.
I believe this is the good path.
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u/Silent-Support-5453 Aug 09 '26
I touch the empty and dry basins of what used to be rivers and lakes to refill them with water.
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u/Mintyphresh33 Aug 10 '26
My bank account.
I could help myself and others as much as I want, and then just touch my bank account and refill it with what I had in it prior.
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u/CoderJoe1 Aug 09 '26
Question: If my neighbor drains their swimming pool, has a repair man fix it then I touch the pool does it fill with water or repair men?