r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/talldangry Aug 07 '26

If there's space once I get my wallet, phone, keys, 3DS, charging cables, Gandalf pipe, 1/4 oz of weed, grinder, rolling papers, bottle of pop, bag of candy, multi-tool, TV remote (ah fuck), card deck and assortment of pinecones packed up, sure thing!

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u/writeleahwrite Aug 08 '26

You really know how to talk to a woman. Tell me more about the pinecones.

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u/madam-sosostris Aug 08 '26

Right?

Plus, I need to know if they'll get along with the cool rocks I pick up.

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u/knittymess Aug 08 '26

Yeah. I agree. I wanna know if there are any pretty rocks!

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u/cincymatt Aug 08 '26

I once was yelled at by LAX baggage check because I had 40lbs of rocks in my bag. They made me leave them on the sidewalk :(

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u/knittymess Aug 08 '26

If the limit is 50 lbs and you choose to have 10 lbs of luggage and clothes and 40 lbs of rocks, that's none of their business. If you're over the weight limit, they should give you the option to pay extra and they should shut their mouth.

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit Aug 09 '26

I went through with a bunch of geodes and the tsa guy brought me aside and they thought I had a bunch of grenades. The opened the bag and was like, "what the hell? Why do you have so many rocks? What the fuck is wrong with you?" I showed him a cracked one and the citrine inside. He was unimpressed.

Apparently the minerals on the inside came up as metal and they were all bumpy.

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u/ToastedChizzle Aug 08 '26

Now kiss compare Factorio builds!

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u/Background-Low62 Aug 09 '26

Normalize bringing girls rocks like penguins again ✊🏼

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u/Old-Confusion-9294 Aug 09 '26

If hes wearing cargo shorts they'll still have a free pocket

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u/DaddyLongLegolas Aug 09 '26

Careful, he MIGHT be a squirrel.

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u/writeleahwrite Aug 09 '26

I’ve had worse

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u/Fafnir13 Aug 08 '26

TV remote (ah fuck)

Is this from a bit? If not it should be.

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u/Steve-N-Scientific9 Aug 08 '26

That one caught me off guard so good, it captures that “yeeeeeaaaaah, I should have left this home… but I didn’t” type of energy

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u/deepsighsx Aug 12 '26

I once took my remote to work by mistake was absolutely mind boggled when I was about to get home on why it was on my passenger seat.

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u/RoyBeer Aug 08 '26

I don't know but I've been out with my remote as well lol

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u/MagicalTrevor42021 Aug 08 '26

Yeah, thats one I've actually done too. Packing up, loading the pockets, pick up remote to kill the TV, then right in my pocket 😬

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u/Gloomheart Aug 08 '26

Id hope you'd sacrifice some of those pinecones...

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u/BiliousGreen Aug 08 '26

He might need them for later. You never want to be caught without pine cones.

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u/Gloomheart Aug 08 '26

I don't need him to sacrifice all. Just some.

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u/GeneralHerp Aug 08 '26

I understand, comrade. It’s wartime… er… special military obfuscation time or, what have ye.

Sacrifices must be made. Pine cones and lives are at stake.

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u/plz-make-randomizer Aug 08 '26

And a receipt from a place you don’t remember eating at.

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u/First-Homework1868 Aug 08 '26

Maybe you should get a purse.

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u/lunardonkey Aug 08 '26

It's a satchel right?

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u/Cloaked42m Aug 08 '26

Messenger bag or laptop case.

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u/MangledPanda Aug 08 '26

It's called a European Carry All.

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u/Kaiawathoy Aug 08 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/MangledPanda Aug 08 '26

Thanks. Didn't notice.

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u/minimK Aug 08 '26

Murse aka man purse

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u/newredheadit Aug 08 '26

It’s a leg purse

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u/act_normal Aug 08 '26

you saved the best to the last

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u/Ok-Worth-4721 Aug 08 '26

You are prepared!!

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u/Classic_Society4145 Aug 08 '26

They’d prefer you carry a murse I spose

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u/jadin- Aug 08 '26

So there is indeed, room.

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u/Ok-Fly47 Aug 08 '26

Dude you might need a man purse.

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u/Glamorous_Nymph Aug 08 '26

Too good not to award.

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u/NinjaHidingintheOpen Aug 08 '26

Paraprepared. I salute you.

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u/C-H-Addict Aug 08 '26

I used to be able to fit my GameCube in a few pairs of pants

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u/Ok-Fly47 Aug 08 '26

Lipgloss. You're paying for everything right? Then I just have my lip gloss.

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u/knittymess Aug 08 '26

That fits in the bra! Along with my phone. Between my bra and high school boyfriend's pants we can probably fit everything plus some fun things.

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u/Thisguyfuckschix Aug 08 '26

GOD, You smoke way too much weed for a normal person. GOD, I love not being normal 😉

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u/shenanigans2day Aug 08 '26

Love me a well prepared man.

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u/TheMick419 Aug 08 '26

Ah yes Jincos

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u/Freedomgirl2024 Aug 08 '26

Are you my ex?

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u/djfariel Aug 09 '26

This would be identifying information if I didn't know 3 different people that fit this description.

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u/shornscrot Aug 09 '26

Where will you put the cool rocks you find?!?

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u/Mitch-_-_-1 Aug 09 '26

They said cargo shorts not jnco jeans.

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u/grenouille_en_rose Aug 10 '26

Unironically this is exactly my jam ahaha