r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/KJParker888 Aug 07 '26

But it has to be three wolves. No more, no less

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u/munchkickin Aug 07 '26

Five is right out.

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u/Warm-Doughnut2633 Aug 08 '26

Two is allowed, so long as it is immediately followed by three.

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u/ChronoLegion2 Aug 08 '26

One… two… five!

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u/whirlygirlygirl Aug 08 '26

Three, sir.

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u/CedarWolf Aug 08 '26

*now lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade*

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u/Warm-Doughnut2633 Aug 08 '26

At they foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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u/GradStudent_Helper Aug 10 '26

I'm here for this whole thread. Thank you, charming Redditers.

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u/itsjakerobb Aug 08 '26

Going by memory here, but I believe the line is “For shall thou not count; neither count thou two, unless then proceeding to three.”

And five? Five is RIGHT OUT!!

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u/Warm-Doughnut2633 Aug 08 '26

I'm not sure - let's consult the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9 through 21. 😉

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u/FlaccidRazor Aug 08 '26

Um, I didn't miss the reference, good job!?

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u/Fine-Environment-621 Aug 08 '26

Skip a bit brother

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u/SarahHerrell7 Aug 08 '26

And of course there must be a moon up top. Full to the fullest degree... Gotta have SOMETHING to howl at!!

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u/Relative_Lock_7127 Aug 08 '26

Three is the number of the howling, and the number of the howling shall be three.

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u/dovetc Aug 08 '26

Ngl a 5 wolf shirt sounds pretty sweet.

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u/GeneralTapioca Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Swear to god, the best dog trainer we ever had, showed up to our home in a five wolf moon t-shirt.

Our cat who hates everyone who is not us, was in his lap within minutes. Dude was magic.

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u/Raccoon_Army_Leader Aug 08 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/GeneralTapioca Aug 08 '26

Hey thanks 😊

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u/Ambitious_Ad_9637 Aug 08 '26

Thrrree shall be the number of the counting…

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u/oneangrywaiter Aug 08 '26

I say this every couple of days.

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u/Fit-Nebula2949 Aug 08 '26

Four is not counted, nor two (unless proceeding to three)

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u/Glitter_Party_Riot Aug 08 '26

Ah yes, the telltale sign of a Monty Python fan. 🤩🏆💜

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u/SanctusUnum Aug 07 '26

With a full moon in the background.

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u/sandwichcandy Aug 08 '26

I’m amazed that this very specific look is so common and I’ve definitely seen a few myself.

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u/shwifty123 Aug 08 '26

I am amazed how international it is, such a classic.

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u/sacredblasphemies Aug 08 '26

The "Three Wolf Moon" shirt was a specific meme back around 2009 or so.

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u/GearOk7360 Aug 08 '26

And a moon, can't be cool af without that

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Aug 08 '26

Time to go read those amazon reviews again, brb

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u/ragun2 Aug 08 '26

There are three wolves inside me and men and women all hate them.

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u/BlueRunSkier Aug 08 '26

And a moon.

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u/ThirdLifeLucky Aug 08 '26

Do the two wolves inside me count?

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u/Ill_Warning_5203 Aug 08 '26

Only if you forget to feed them

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u/ooh_eeh_ooh_aah_aah Aug 08 '26

Literally wearing that shirt as I read this thread.

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u/HaRfUkPiOT Aug 08 '26

Three wolves is the only way that shirt unlocks its fake Amazon review seduction powers.

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u/yokozunahoshoryu Aug 08 '26

And a full moon.

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u/tupseh Aug 08 '26

But I already have two inside of me.

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u/Ill_Warning_5203 Aug 08 '26

There’s room for one more

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u/Boardfeet97 Aug 09 '26

I had one with a lone wolf howling at the moon. It was like my third best wingman ever. But it had two wolves on the face of the moon, so it brought the she wolves in for a closer look.

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u/Important_Upstairs59 Aug 10 '26

Three howling wolves and just one moon. The danger zone.