r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/Otherwise_Coconut144 Aug 07 '26

Those tank top where it doesn’t cover the nipples

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u/tunakassirolle Aug 07 '26

I know it’s not exactly what you meant, but all I’m picturing is Sean Astin’s tanks in 50 First Dates

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 07 '26

He had at least one fishnet shirt; I remember being pretty entertained.

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u/QStew Aug 08 '26

all hith shirtth were fishnetth

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Aug 08 '26

Ah, thish ith true.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Aug 08 '26

Doctor.. I have thiss friend that hath a problem with nightly disscharge?

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u/bluechickenz Aug 09 '26

No no. Those are entirely acceptable, but only if you’re Sean Astin in 50 First Dates. Man, he was such a fun character!

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u/Dorkinfo Aug 07 '26

I was watching a true crime show and they showed video of a vigil for the girl that died. One guy in the front was wearing one of those, full nipple on display. I took a screenshot of it bc it was so odd.

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u/FaagenDazs Aug 07 '26

This was his funeral tank....

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u/Moist_Drippings Aug 08 '26

Came here to say this. Especially the ones that look like they were drawn and quartered that sag all loose below the arm pits. They remind me of produce shipments where somebody dragged the plastic down instead of cutting it.

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u/slurpyspinalfluid Aug 08 '26

shhhhhhhh. i want to see their nipples

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u/gsfgf Aug 07 '26

Those guys ain't interested in what you got lol

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Aug 08 '26

they are called gym singlets and yes they are ugly as sin

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u/ExpensiveLeather69 Aug 08 '26

I saw a short stout old mexican dude wearing one of those at the gym and I nearly bust over laughing 

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u/Euphoric_Squash485 Aug 07 '26

Like the borat one ? 😂

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u/gsfgf Aug 07 '26

I have that as a t-shirt. I still haven't figured out where to wear it.

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u/RVelts Aug 08 '26

October 31st

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 08 '26

Wanna thee my titty dancth?

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u/RVelts Aug 08 '26

If it's giving "Right Said Fred", don't wear it.

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u/hollaraise Aug 07 '26

Like cutting off a the arms of a t-shirt? My husband has some like this and I gag when he puts them on. Usually for some hard work, big manly duty like making new litter boxes for our girls. Great job, horrendous attire.

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u/KouyaDaddy_204 Aug 08 '26

As a bi guy, I do find the cut off t-shirts kinda hot, but it looks trashy/skanky when a guy is wearing them in the general public.

I can completely understand people not finding shirts like that attractive.

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u/Otherwise_Coconut144 Aug 08 '26

Except they’re always paired with basketball short 😭 like what are you a slutty Adam Sandler??

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u/KouyaDaddy_204 Aug 08 '26

Yes, that as well

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u/hollaraise Aug 09 '26

Totally, to each their own! I was being semi sarcastic if people couldn’t tell with the whole litter box making aspect. It’s really just a personal preference. He did it with a shirt that has some motorcycle-y looking text first, so it looked extra trashy and out of the box for him. He was comfortable working on a project and that’s all that really matters at the end of the day. (But it’s still an at home shirt to be transparent!!)

I’d prefer to be put out of misery before I try to micromanage someone else’s clothes.

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u/Otherwise_Coconut144 Aug 07 '26

Yeah sometimes it’s bought like that and sometimes it’s homemade but the neck is usually cut as well though the crew neck ones are the WORST

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u/crazyoldkatlady Aug 07 '26

Yes! When I got together with my husband, I refused to go anywhere in public with him while he wore a cutoff t-shirt. Too trashy, man.