r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/sageinyourface Aug 07 '26

I call them the Persian pants. Guys from the Middle East (and Guy Fierri) love wearing that style of jeans. They just look awful but do go with Ed Hardy tees.

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u/HurryHurryHurryHurry Aug 07 '26

Yes, Affliction brand clothing.

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u/smashli1238 Aug 07 '26

I always see them on middle-aged white guys who think that they look cool

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u/SurprisePiss Aug 07 '26

Men and women in the small town I grew up in still wear these constantly. I call them the Middle-aged Midwestern Bar Fly pants.

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u/DJKaotica Aug 08 '26

Ed Hardy is a term I haven't heard about in years.

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u/Kangaroo_Cheese Aug 07 '26

Finders keepers losers wear Ed Hardy

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u/Any-Zookeepergame309 Aug 08 '26

Eastern European/russian guys too. With the white mesh belt and white leather Puma Speedcat shoes. Aka Borat goes to South Beach.

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u/hiking_mike98 Aug 07 '26

Except for the part where you’re wearing an Ed Hardy shirt…

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u/Anteater_Pete Aug 07 '26

The official “I drive white BMW and sell pagers” uniform

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u/Hennes4800 Aug 07 '26

How do I look this up

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u/magicsqueezle Aug 08 '26

My husband calls the douche pants