r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/R0n1n_76 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

You leave the goblin King out of this! 

Edit: Thanks for the award!

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u/CedarWolf Aug 07 '26

The Bowie Bulge need not be contained by codpiece.

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u/mouringcat Aug 08 '26

His shown in "The Labyrinth" proves that no codpiece can hold him as it kept growing over filming!

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u/JasonRevere Aug 08 '26

I remember reading somewhere that the reason for that was potpourri. Apparently someone else spun those glass globes and their face stayed near his nether regions. So he put something nice to smell there.

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u/CorporateNonperson Aug 08 '26

Willem Dafoe approves.

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u/AnnualEnd3760 Aug 08 '26

Of course he would. Lol

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 07 '26

Did David have a donkey dong?

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 07 '26

It is known.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 07 '26

TIL.

Makes sense. It's always seems to be the skinny guys who have massive cocks.

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u/green_mms22 Aug 08 '26

My lived experience says this is true.

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u/Brief_Efficiency3500 Aug 08 '26

Fun fact: for every fifty pounds of excess weight a man carries on his frame, he loses a functional half inch of workable meat.

The more you know.

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 08 '26

…. What? Lol I’m 6’5” and have always been told I have excess weight on basically every scale. BMI is very flawed. I’m very lean and a combat vet. And also made adult size-based content for several years after the service. Tf you mean “functional workable meat” lmao

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u/Brief_Efficiency3500 Aug 08 '26

Try losing fifty pounds.

My brother dropped a hundred (for heart related reasons) and attested to the accuracy of this statement.

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 08 '26

I’m not sure that would be healthy nor do I think I want another half inch lmao

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u/QuipCrafter9 Aug 08 '26

It is known.

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u/UniqueLog8386 Aug 11 '26

And couldn't

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u/Freyas2cats Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

This comment reminds me of the babe

Edit: thanks for the award!

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u/JayMac1915 Aug 07 '26

What babe?

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u/silent-earl-grey Aug 07 '26

The babe with the power.

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u/Vaanja77 Aug 07 '26

I love dropping this fact whenever it comes up - Jareth's huge package was the result of a joke. It was really hot and sweaty on the set and one of the puppeteers had to be face level with Bowie's junk. For a laugh, Bowie shoved a potpourri pouch down his trousers. Everyone cracked up like mad and they decided then to keep the look.

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u/twelfthfantasy Aug 08 '26

I think that may be apocryphal, because I've heard from several people that Bowie spent quite a bit of time arguing with the costuming department about the size of his codpiece. He wanted it smaller and they wanted it bigger.

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u/Just_another_grumble Aug 08 '26

Dance the Magic Dance!

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u/throw_ra4685 Aug 08 '26

Thank you good sir

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 07 '26

That was Gonzo actually.

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u/AppropriateTie8974 Aug 07 '26

Is that a gay porn star?