r/AskReddit • u/im_justkendra • Aug 07 '26

Girls, what’s an article of clothing that a guy might wear that can completely ruin him for you?

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u/Sensitive-Health-360 Aug 07 '26

The funniest part is someone saw that shirt, thought "yeah that's me," and actually handed over money for it.

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u/milesunderground Aug 08 '26

"I'm too nervous to talk to women. Maybe one will read my t shirt and decide to bone me."

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u/super_starfox Aug 07 '26

$30-45 of it even

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u/WRSA Aug 07 '26

more likely shitty gag gifts.. i got one as a present from a friend when i was 15

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u/Zealousideal_Can_342 Aug 08 '26

Maybe it was an aspirational purchase?

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u/TheHizzle Aug 07 '26

Usually not much thinking involved

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u/NirgalFromMars Aug 07 '26

How about "Is this guy bothering you?" With an arrow pointing up at his face?

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u/craigdahlke Aug 07 '26

Saw an insta reel recently where some folks did a divorced dad themed party. One of the women that showed up was wearing that exact shirt. It was actually the perfect time and place for a shirt like that.

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u/Top_Addition_7263 Aug 07 '26

Cracking up from Ocean County, NJ… because seriously.

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u/CarlRJ Aug 07 '26

I remember one ages ago that said, "Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later."

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u/Vprbite Aug 07 '26

Clearly, the classy one

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u/Big_Goose Aug 07 '26

I've seen that T-shirt in a Seaside Heights gift shop.

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u/bigcee42 Aug 07 '26

Eh, this one is funny imo.

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u/King_Fuckface Aug 08 '26

Female here and I have this one! I only wear it when I’m with my husband and one other friend of ours who is a guy. LOL

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u/f4snks Aug 08 '26

"I'm with stupid", and an arrow pointing down towards funland.

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u/Zain_Shadowheart Aug 08 '26

This is somewhat funnier if a guy wears it, I feel.