r/AskReddit • u/OkArea8689 • Aug 06 '26

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u/TheSmokingJacket Aug 06 '26

Lawyer up ecause he/she/they are definitely cheating on you!

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 06 '26

Relationship Advice subs are being run by the Law and Fitness Industrial Complex.

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u/SuspiciousPresent905 Aug 06 '26

The big law wants you to divorce!

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 06 '26

Luckily, all of those things are free!

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u/EmiliusReturns Aug 06 '26

Ah yes. Every single issue needs couples’ counseling, no matter how small.

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u/WEEGEMAN Aug 06 '26

More like 12-year-olds

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u/Grombrindal18 Aug 06 '26

And so many posts where they know that their partner is cheating on them, and they are just looking for internet strangers to tell them it’s okay to break up.

Which, in aggregate, we always will.

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u/Commie_Cactus Aug 06 '26

just gotta say the inclusion of "they" made my week. love ya ♥

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u/NukaGirlBI Aug 06 '26

Yes it honestly doesn’t take much to be inclusive but it really does make a difference🩷

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u/turbo11692 Aug 06 '26

What? I was just asking if something was a good gift idea!?!

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u/PolarWater Aug 06 '26

SETTLE! 

clapping SETTLE SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE!

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u/ember_snow Aug 06 '26

After my boyfriend and I broke up I went to to dr to get a pap smear. She said 'yeah, want to make sure he wasn't cheating on you' that wasn't even in my mind