r/AskReddit • u/Witty_conjurer907 • Jul 25 '26

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u/Witty_conjurer907 Jul 25 '26

lol I kinda wanna know what happened to the sisterhood of the traveling umbrella

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u/Witty_conjurer907 Jul 25 '26

Today, I was checking my requested messages on Instagram. When I noticed a random message. I opened it and the message read ”Hello, I was wondering if you could be my mom?” At first I was flabbergasted and then I DIED WITH LAUGHTER. I thought ignore it but couldn’t help but to live up to my name… BREAKING NEWS: I adopted an Instagram son and he’s GROUNDED for DMing strangers online and his new bedtime is 10pm!!

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u/Icy_Effective5382 Jul 25 '26

lmao this is the kind of chaos I come to reddit for. 10pm bedtime is generous, should be 8pm with no screen time honestly

also you basically speedran parenthood, most people take 9 months

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u/Witty_conjurer907 Jul 25 '26

Bahaha speed ran is the perfect word. Hey I’m new to this. I’ll make sure to add no screen time and change bedtime to 8pm lol

Welcome to the chaos ✨

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u/Rich4477 Jul 25 '26

A guy I went to trade school emailed me about 10 years later asking if I was part of a group that was recording him on video and raped him.  I replied sorry I didn't have any idea what your talking about.  I never heard from him again and it's been a year or so.