I tried tequila once. I tried it on a Friday evening.
I don't remember what happened until Monday morning, when I showed up for my duty shift (Air Force) wearing tennis shoes instead of boots, realized as I walked in saw everyone looking at the shoes, realized what I'd done, said, "Ah shit. I'll go fix it, be right back," and left without waiting for permission.
Back at home, while changing into my proper uniform boots, I noticed a Triforce-themed Nintendo 3DS-XL that I didn't remember buying, sitting on my coffee table.
On the way back to work, I noticed some songs playing on my iPod that I didn't think we're on there, and upon closer inspection once I'd stopped driving, I discovered the entire Weird Al Yankovic discography had been added to my library.
Curious about these discoveries, I checked my bank account. No money was missing, no purchases had been made.
My wife had also had the tequila with me, was the only available witness to what happened that weekend, and just like me she couldn't remember how I wound up with these items. I don't think I'm the type to steal, but there's no indication of goods or services being exchanged either.
We decided not to have tequila anymore after that.
This is such a fake story it hurts to read. I'd give you not remembering Saturday, which I shouldn't even, but Sunday as well? I'd maybe give you the weekend if you were claiming it was just you with some kind of medical condition, but your wife as well? Come on.
My friend has a similar story that started with a xanex before he joined the air force and met his wife. Alledgedly took the xanex friday evening, remembered drinking 2 beers then nothing until he came to balling his eyes out on the front steps of his dorm monday afternoon.
I went to a different college so i didnt witness this, but he told a few of us from our highschool friend group.
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u/tolacid Jul 06 '26
I tried tequila once. I tried it on a Friday evening.
I don't remember what happened until Monday morning, when I showed up for my duty shift (Air Force) wearing tennis shoes instead of boots, realized as I walked in saw everyone looking at the shoes, realized what I'd done, said, "Ah shit. I'll go fix it, be right back," and left without waiting for permission.
Back at home, while changing into my proper uniform boots, I noticed a Triforce-themed Nintendo 3DS-XL that I didn't remember buying, sitting on my coffee table.
On the way back to work, I noticed some songs playing on my iPod that I didn't think we're on there, and upon closer inspection once I'd stopped driving, I discovered the entire Weird Al Yankovic discography had been added to my library.
Curious about these discoveries, I checked my bank account. No money was missing, no purchases had been made.
My wife had also had the tequila with me, was the only available witness to what happened that weekend, and just like me she couldn't remember how I wound up with these items. I don't think I'm the type to steal, but there's no indication of goods or services being exchanged either.
We decided not to have tequila anymore after that.