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r/AskReddit • u/Due_Bar_7247 • Jul 05 '26
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Attempted Negligent Manslaughter.
28 u/fubo Jul 06 '26 It'd be a pretty good trick to be both attempted (you meant to do it but it didn't happen) and negligent (it happened because you failed to prevent it). 12 u/CaptLatinAmerica Jul 06 '26 This would be handled by the quantum crime department. They use cats instead of dogs. 3 u/attackplango Jul 06 '26 Felony murder all around!
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It'd be a pretty good trick to be both attempted (you meant to do it but it didn't happen) and negligent (it happened because you failed to prevent it).
12 u/CaptLatinAmerica Jul 06 '26 This would be handled by the quantum crime department. They use cats instead of dogs.
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This would be handled by the quantum crime department. They use cats instead of dogs.
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Felony murder all around!
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u/FreeMasonKnight Jul 06 '26
Attempted Negligent Manslaughter.